The Comprehensive Passenger

Comprehensive refers to my education as opposed to the completeness of my observations, as I live and travel in London.

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@davidschneider At least ‘wine’ and ‘cheese’ have received a well needed boost!

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@TfL where are your staff enforcing the mask rule on the tube? Not talking about end of line stations - Waterloo, Bond St etc? Too many people taking the piss…

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@SkyNews Crazy how she still managed to insert a pitch for the PM into her tearful speech?

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@BBCr4today sickening listening to this Javid interview. An investigation into whether a party was held or not?! Just tell the truth - there are c40 people who were there. ‘I didn’t know - I wasn’t even in my post’.

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@mrjamesob ‘Win my love’. Win my sex. Pair of twats

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@Channellio I buy my Fish. From Marillion. It’s too late to say I’m sorry.

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@GeoffNorcott Fuckwittery, I believe.

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@SkyNews @ashnahurynag Chipping bits off the already shrinking glacier seems a little counter intuitive…😬

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Scandalous. Expected.

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@SkyNews Shameless.

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@SkyNews Nazi

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@SkyNews Animals.

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@Rozkez67 Personally I would have gone for: If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball in your right hand, what do you have?

Kermit’s undivided attention.

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@Andy_Wheatley C’est parfait!

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@VictoriaCoren Aren’t the Stones a similar size to Wales?

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@JHFlude @TimeOutLondon @TfL @BTPLondon @EveningStandard I do.

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My English scum brethren. Identify them, arrest them and jail them. https://t.co/25ImI3RVRd

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england fans are sore racist violent losers that need to be punished by fifa. we can't just sit & watch them physically attack italy fans at wembley then hurl racial insults at rashford, sancho & saka. fifa needs to act. we need to create an environment safe for players & fans.💔

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@SkyNews I’m trying to think of the collective noun for these England fans. Cunts! That’s it.

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@EURO2020 will the TV hosts have the balls to call out bad behaviour when the England fans start booing the Italian national anthem? 🧐#Booing #EuroFinal

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@EURO2020 so proud of our England fans. “You can stuff your fucking pizza up yer arse” - as they walk past Pizza Express. Classy. #ItsComingHome