Patreon's Puddle

Do not abandon all hope, ye who enter here. Not a bot.

[Patreon's Puddle @TheConstantCon]

@LegalGengar @Littlegiteshob @KeyserSoze_2023 @belfaststeve @TruthSignalUK @Georgie_Formby Definitely not a sock.

[Legal Gengar @LegalGengar]

Good afternoon. I can now reveal the exact breakdown of Jack Monroe's Patreon across membership tiers.

As of December 2023, she earns £1,200/month. Her highest point was January 2022 when she earned over £10,000/month.

£3.50/month tier - 223 subscribers

£7/month tier - 32 subscribers

£10/month tier - 33 subscribers

£12/month tier - 7 subscribers

£24/month tier - 2 subscribers

£44/month tier - 1 subscriber

[Legal Gengar @LegalGengar]

Remember: Boiling down soap and unscrewing lightbulbs in July 2022, when she actually earned £3,000.

[Patreon's Puddle @TheConstantCon]

@belfaststeve @cannedfooduk @BootstrapCook Maybe because it's really this? 🤣🤣🤣

[Patreon's Puddle @TheConstantCon]

@Parlez_me_nTory @EveeCarr @frugally_minded @BootstrapCook @Iam_SarahJay Nah. Ron Bacardi.

[Questions From Readers @FromReaders]

@TalkTV Jack Monroe constantly looking at her Ring Doorbell

[Nana Moon @Eastenders2004]

@unwashedball @VesaliusRex @DaughterOfEris_ @LouiseTrel88310 @Panicyenot @lilyevagrellen @frugally_minded @martinimcfli @currys @BootstrapCook There is a lot of performative and unnecessary drama but the fact remains that Monroe has unequivocally, repeatedly pocketed money from her crowdfunding for "causes", including charity ones. Not just once by accident, but many times over.

[Patreon's Puddle @TheConstantCon]

@seeing_speeding This might explain the rise in her numbers.

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If you’ve seen a ‘celebrity’ chef telling you to put boiling water in your air fryer, please absolutely definitely don’t do that.

[Gerald Giles @GilesElectrical]

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#competition #gbbo

[GillK @GillianKeel2]

All things @BootstrapCook should come with an official health warning.

[Lago @Lago_Lascelle]

@ripx4nutmeg Come on @currys let me know how many Jack Monroe energy saving recipes I need to cook to offset the almost £1000 needed to purchase the equipment. If you haven't got the cash up front how is this campaigning on poverty issues?
This is utter nonsense!

[Kat Arney @Kat_Arney]

Bad maths. Atrocious recipes (1/8 teaspoon of chili powder in a chili for 6??!) False economy buying £££ appliances with the claim you can save ££ by endlessly cooking one of those grim meals in them. Save your money by getting your recipes from someone who can actually cook.

[Rebecca Heath @BlytheGetsCross]

And don’t forget Jack Monroe has ripped off her patreons by never providing any content. She’s a #grifter who begs for money but never delivers.

[Truth Signal @TruthSignalUK]

Jack Monroe vibes

[Nikki Pilkington - non-wanky SEO @NikkiPilkington]

Jack Monroe: pic 1
Also Jack Monroe: pic 2

I guess when your grifting and scamming is common knowledge you have to take the money while you can.

[Vivienne 🏴‍☠️🪴 @KitchandBot]

@TheConstantCon @currys @BootstrapCook I’m trying to figure out how you can save £78 a month when you have to shell out hundreds of pounds on Ninjas, Tefal, various airfryers, slow cookers, pressure cookers etc to produce slop that’s only fit for the bin. Serves 6 to 8 🤣

[Vivienne 🏴‍☠️🪴 @KitchandBot]

@TheConstantCon @currys @BootstrapCook Don’t people do any research at all? Superdrug dropped her like a hot brick because she said it was ok for “poor people” to shoplift. 😵‍💫