Andrew DiPeri

I like to rant about sports. Mostly @NYKnicks, @PGATOUR, and @Arsenal. I also have a sneaker addiction. And I love food. So food stuff too.

[Planet Fitness @PlanetFitness]

New favorite workout jam just dropped!

[Andrew DiPeri @TheCopaceticKid]

@NBCSportsSoccer please thank Rebecca Lowe for the “Arsenal haven’t lost in 9 years at home when leading at half time” jinx 🙄

[Andrew DiPeri @TheCopaceticKid]

@USMNT #embarrassing

[Andrew DiPeri @TheCopaceticKid]

@stevenjclune @mike_weinberg @_Zeppoli I can’t believe you went to Zeppoli without us. #LoseMyNumber

[Seattle Sounders FC @SoundersFC]

🚨 EPIC @Xbox GIVEAWAY! 🚨

RETWEET for a chance to win an Xbox One S console and this custom Panama controller! 😱🇵🇦

Contest ends at 12 p.m. PT on Friday. Good luck!

[Andrew DiPeri @TheCopaceticKid]

#dumboselfie

[Kyle Cavanaugh @kballnation]

As if the stupidity of this effort wasn’t immediately apparent enough. https://t.co/OwOdWnbz8l

[Andrew DiPeri @TheCopaceticKid]

@kballnation 🤣 https://t.co/Fs7zMdKOJh

[Arsenal Gentleman @ArsenalGent]

DEENEY (noun, slang). A penis of unusually tiny proportions. In descending scale: Button mushroom, acorn, shrimp crank, Deeney.

“Dear Lord, where is the bloody thing? Oh I see, you have a Deeney.”

[Andrew DiPeri @TheCopaceticKid]

@NYCTSubway It was between Bergen St. and Carroll St.

[Andrew DiPeri @TheCopaceticKid]

Stranded on the F train for 45 minutes. Take a fucking bow, @MTA.

[Andrew DiPeri @TheCopaceticKid]

@CarliLloyd None of the above. Tony Luke’s.

[Andrew DiPeri @TheCopaceticKid]

A microcosm of the @NewYorkRedBulls season... amorphous in shape without @DaxMcCarty11 #AlwaysOurCaptain

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

President Trump didn’t pardon the whole turkey, just the white meat.

[Andrew DiPeri @TheCopaceticKid]

Proposal re-enactment was on point! #KittleWedding #BestBridalPartyEntranceEver @knowltonmansion

[Andrew DiPeri @TheCopaceticKid]

My wife, besides being an awesome wife, is also a fantastic #illustrator. ☺️ https://t.co/QUDMUnjJq6

[Andrew DiPeri @TheCopaceticKid]

What a handsome ginger. https://t.co/fb9UbKwbR2

[NFL @NFL]

.@cj_wentz in the red zone this season 🔥🔥🔥

15 TDs.
0 INTs.
0 Sacks.

(All best in the NFL)

[NBC News @NBCNews]

A month after Las Vegas, there has not been a single hearing, vote or regulatory change on rapid-fire bump stocks https://t.co/AoSZW5KSqO

[Andrew DiPeri @TheCopaceticKid]

I entered the @GolfNow #DrivewithDJSweepstakes with Dustin Johnson. You can too: https://t.co/lMUmaveXTp, but don't. Cause I want to win.

[Andrew DiPeri @TheCopaceticKid]

@SoccerByIves At least we kept @DaxMcCarty11. Right? No? #frontofficefails

[Andrew DiPeri @TheCopaceticKid]

@GolfDigest Are bluetooth speakers part of the @USGA & @RandA rules updates? #RosiesMojo