Goofy’s antics are risible, and Donald’s neuroticism is relatable. Mickey, however, stands for nothing, and thus falls for everything. I do not like the mouse.
“It’s all over Daniel Shays. Your rebellion ends here…”
“Not yet, Washington. The red sun of Mao Zedong Thought will swallow you whole.”
“Who the fuck is Mao Zedong?”
“You’ll see.”
d&d at the beginning: this is just like lord of the rings
d&d in the 70s for some reason: THIS IS THE DEVIL. YOURE SUMMONING DEMONS. WITCHCRAFT
d&d in 2026: I'm gay and depressed this is my character he's a tiefling warlock.