user known as “curt”

cortiss’ thoughts

[Brownnose Pup @messytails]

can't stop eating poop

[Ivan Ironfist @IvanIronfist]

Ok dressmaker is not girlslop, it's entering girlnuke territory

[Watermelon_Sir @Watermelon1Sir]

They taste good to those pure of heart. But as soon as you eat too many they detect your greed and start tasting awful as a self-defense mechanism.

[ReaperKnives @ReaperknivesX]

“Is that Caretaker?”

No, much much worse…..

[kira 💽 @torchedbyangels]

how did Bungie get away with doing the same "evil primordial worm thing" twice down to the part where he talks and the screen dims and your weapons stop working

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: American man accused of kidnapping Flock camera, "digitally waterboarding" it by subjecting it to 23,040 license plates per second via six 4K monitors rapidly flashing images of plates.

[sarah 🇺🇸 @SarahStarberry]

oh my god read the vertical axis

[ketch 🇺🇳 @itsnotmyketchup]

It should be a federal law that all AIs must be programmed with a cordial but disinterested demeanor, and all users that attempt to form a parasocial relationship be immediately referred to mental health services.

[ren @tia_graha]

Budgeting a 15 dollar game while your husband spends money for Twitter subscription is rough

[Da Bears & Agorism @Tyrantwatcher87]

Harass flock employees and contractors harder, you pussies

[Brockadile @Brock_a_dile]

And here is his house

[Nikita Khrushchev @NikitaKhruskpss]

Tough but fair

[Deep Thoughts @DeepWithoutDeep]

The Irony has reached levels never thought possible

[Double Trouble (Rampant) @D_Trouble453]

you'll never fucking guess who's at number 1

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

I was told by grown adults who worship an orange pedophile that this person would implement sharia law

[Pilgrim @VLONEPREDATOR]

Sticky fingers staining the pages while you can’t even understand the book cause you have music blasting. You disgust me