Cory Parson

Orioles. Cowboys. I liked country music before liking country music was cool.

[Cory Parson @TheCoryParson]

At 10am this morning our sweet girl left us while being covered in love by us. Our pain is unimaginable tonight but we know it’ll ease over time. Lola was one of the best. #goldenretriever

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@wealthy2034 I don’t follow you but your post came up as I was scrolling. Our beautiful girl left us at 10am this morning too. I have no doubt that she’s playing with Roofus right now.

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@Barger4MVP @SPN_ONT @BritishOrioles @JomboyMedia You should go work for MLB. They released today that the umpires were incorrect and didn’t properly enforce Rule 5.09(b)(1).

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@SPN_ONT @BritishOrioles @JomboyMedia

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@SPN_ONT @BritishOrioles @JomboyMedia

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Happy Saturday everyone. #orioles

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@editti22 Glimmer of hope? This team will curb stomp your head to change that.

[Cory Parson @TheCoryParson]

@editti22 Dude moves like a potato. Keep your ass near the bag.

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@PaulValleIII O’s outfield will fix that with poor play.

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This is a tipping point. Sheesh. Just this tweet in a screenshot every single day, the rest of the season. @Orioles

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I don’t care anymore man

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@PaulValleIII Braddish gotta stay fucking annoyed. I was in Tampa last week and he had an excellent outing…for nothing.

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@editti22 Painful.

[Cory Parson @TheCoryParson]

@skrubby13 @AllBannerSports Can’t imagine where we’d be without *checks roster* Tyler O’Neil and Colton Cowser. Not saying Mullins is great by any means but he’d fit right in with this group with his current stats. Plus side is he can catch a baseball as well.

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@Orioles Read the room.

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Two things you can guarantee in life. 1.) The WiFi on your Southwest flight won’t work. 2.) Nobody from Southwest will be able to come over to your gate to pull up the jet bridge after 9pm @BWI_Airport for at least 20 minutes. @SouthwestAir Keep up the good work.

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@afkostka @stephenasmith Talk about this please. We need any help we can get from a national stage. Signed, an O’s fan desperate to see his favorite franchise succeed before someone has to sign me out of a nursing home to see a World Series game.

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@editti22 Also, can we just put McDonald and Bordick in the dugout for a few series?!

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@editti22 “Bad” defensive play. Not paying to edit that shit.

[Cory Parson @TheCoryParson]

@editti22 every had defensive play, strikeout or pop out where they got under the ball. Just look like they’re constantly in their head. Constantly. It’s obvious on TV, even more obvious in person.