The Couch Critic

Comedy is the elixir of life.

[The Couch Critic @TheCouchCritic1]

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[The Couch Critic @TheCouchCritic1]

Wow! A lot of men are going to be as disappointed as women when they finally discover their #shortcomings
https://t.co/A7BcWfVRBP

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He's not that great of an actor to begin with. So what made him think he could direct this scene, let alone himself? #JussieSmollettHoax

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@SydLessard The tie is straight. 45 is crooked. #SOTU

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Anti-45ers should send $1 donations but use fictitious troll names.
Bay Sam Elkulo here!
What would yours be?
#SOTU45 #SOTU #SOTU19

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"Mike Pence takes a Weekend at Bernie's approach to contentious Oval Office meeting" https://t.co/LiWledcQ7y

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.@Fandango I'm trying to get my free #InfinityWar poster but when I try to redeem it the page doesn't give any of the 5 poster options in the drop down menu. Help!

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@JetBlue Flt 4 SJU to NYC. Here waiting for luggage for more than 40 minutes. What's happening???

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.@MerriamWebster New word? Trump Calls for End to DiversiRy Visa Program https://t.co/ZLZBVMZwZU via

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

😭Never have I had more hope in YOU. https://t.co/BrjBFV8Rry

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Los camioneros están llamando y nadie contesta las llamadas
.@BeatrizRossello @ricardorossello @TelemundoNews @UnivisionNews @KQ105 #Maria

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@BeatrizRossello @ricardorossello @fortalezapr @UNIDOSxPR @LuisRiveraMarin @ComServPublico @DTOP @SecEducacionPR @PRFAA @noticias247pr @RepJenniffer Ese número de teléfono es incorrecto. Varios camioneros se han quejado que no contestan.

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.@ricardorossello
Porque siguen llegando estos reportes?
#Maria #PuertoRicoDePie

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.@ricardorossello

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https://t.co/qFvl7WczR3
https://t.co/nZPYEl9xFC

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Repeal the Jones Act for PR & USVI! Need 100k. Make it go viral. https://t.co/LTscuZEbFS. #Twitterstorm #Humanitariancrisis #PuertoRico

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.@DHSgov
No Jones Act! #humanitariancrisis #Twitterstorm #PuertoRicoStrong #PuertoRicoSeLevanta #PuertoRico
#PuertoRicoDePie

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.@DHSgov
No Jones Act #humanitariancrisis #Twitterstorm #PuertoRicoStrong #PuertoRicoSeLevanta #PuertoRico
#puertoricodepie