Craig Caustic

I write horror and I play Pokémon. According to my grandmother, I'm also very handsome. @sandraainthesun

[Craig Caustic @TheCraigCaustic]

@GameboyLuke Metagross, Venusaur, Heracross, Houndoom, Rhydon, Zapdos

[Delta @Delta_ae]

Flat tire? No problem. Rim jobs are coming to #HaloInfinite

New equipment, repair field, set to release later in season 5 #HaloReckoning

[Craig Caustic @TheCraigCaustic]

@PhillyBeatzU I think about this and get sad every single day.

[Craig Caustic @TheCraigCaustic]

@pChalTV Midnight Mass is the most well-written series ever. Also just a few episodes into What We Do In The Shadows and it's phenomenal.

[Craig Caustic @TheCraigCaustic]

@GameboyLuke Same here!

[Aero @ActualAero]

Legendary Pokemon cries put into text-to-speech never fails to get a laugh out of me LMAOOOO

[Craig Caustic @TheCraigCaustic]

@rjoneshowe I never played those two, but Radio Los Santos instilled a love for 90s hip-hop that thrives to this day.

[Craig Caustic @TheCraigCaustic]

@the_satellite23 I've noticed a ton of them are Uber drivers, too, on account of them being able to rent one for $240 a week.

[Craig Caustic @TheCraigCaustic]

@Twitch @Bawkbasoup

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@AamonHawk This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while, holy shit

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@userbits I compare it to the hot dump I took on the floor.

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@AdamSchefter Seems like a lateral move. I don't see the point.

[Craig Caustic @TheCraigCaustic]

@JoeMerrick Emerald being second to last blows my fucking mind.
Looking at these numbers, I'm guessing it's easy to see why they stopped releasing special 3rd versions of that generation's games.

[Craig Caustic @TheCraigCaustic]

SKINAMARINK is the worst movie I have ever seen.

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@marindahey I'm pretty sure every Gimmighoul gives you an rng amount regardless of how you do it.

[Craig Caustic @TheCraigCaustic]

@grady_hendrix I would argue that One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest is a fantastic movie and a truly awful reading experience as a book.

[Craig Caustic @TheCraigCaustic]

@userbits No it's not.
It's a joke ALL the time.

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

Nobody:
DJ G-Rave: 💃🕺

[Craig Caustic @TheCraigCaustic]

M. Night Shyamalan wrote the screenplay for Stuart Little. 🥲

[Craig Caustic @TheCraigCaustic]

@userbits I noticed that when someone abroad sent me a gift on Pokémon Go (No, it's not dead).