Bart Harley Jarvis

Troublemaker. #Birdland #ALLCAPS #BostonFleet

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Me, every time I log on to this god forsaken app:

[Andy Hull @okayfineAndy]

i think i might be using twitter the wrong way? this feels like… terrible content?

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@YoitsCJS @OilyFella18 @Last_DayWithYou @Acyn You know what? You’re right. I was so glad we avoided the second one by giving concessions to an aggressive nation. After he got what he wanted, he left everyone alone and we all just had a great time.

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"And now Roque has a few words for Hannah Brandt...and by 'words' I mean fists" made me laugh #pwhl #bostonfleet #newyorksirens #takeovertour

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@MagicMikeDPT @Sassafrass_84 I got it. I think where we differ is as it seems you’re okay with some misinformation I generally prefer to aim for none.

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If someone is missing a hand or a foot, do the nails on their other phalanges grow faster to make up for it? #askingtherealquestions

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#LifeHack: the more people you get to block you online, the lower the chances of having to worry about information overload.

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@TSN_Sports Wouldn’t it cost less to put a punching bag on skates? It would be just as effective.

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@LokkerSG @IAmTheKimmel @ask_aubry Can’t say I agree with that assessment of the situation but Twitter is a pretty useless place for trying to articulate anything so I’m willing to leave it at that.

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@IAmTheKimmel @ask_aubry ^ this guy trying to ask a question on Twitter

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@vintagegirl1963 @fkatbhabhi What about it bothers you? I find themed games in all sports to be pretty easy to ignore if you want to. There are some different colors in the building that make someone else feel welcome and that ruins the event for you?

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@BirdRespecter When you’re done hauling in all these blue checks, can you dump them in the woods too? Chances are they’ll find their packages there so everybody wins!

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@wolfofx kinda desperate, no? 😬

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@danvegacruz @MrMidwit @kenklippenstein If I had an index finger for every time I said “I wish I had used CAD the first time I tried to design this gun”, I would have two index fingers.

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@foucachon @Beverlyb11 @PaladinaDeanna @JoJoFromJerz “I sell a book about this and I still don’t know how to do it” isn’t the flex you seem to think it is. Glad you read the table of contents though. The middle school debate team is lucky to have you.

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@foucachon @Beverlyb11 @PaladinaDeanna @JoJoFromJerz I find it brave that you choose to engage with the world at large so aggressively when you were cursed with the arguing skills of a fern.

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@denisedwheeler It says neither side is above feigning moral outrage to score points with their team, I guess.

I don’t fucking like the guy but what does this have to do with anything?

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How do you go from being the captain of your team to being traded to the Anaheim Ducks?

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I am thankful for all the people reconsidering their stance on late term abortions now that their children won’t attend or invite them to Thanksgiving dinner because they voted for an idiot.