The Don't Flatter Yourself Podcast

An explicit take on society in Australia
Hilariously presented by 🇺🇸 jose & 🇦🇺 @mahalia.halia IG
Broadcasting from the Espy, St Kilda Melbourne
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Ok you know what... I'm not wasting my time with #MAFS this year!

See you all tomorrow night
#MarriedAtFirstSight

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🤢🥴 Responsibility Level 1000000 @ Melbourne, Victoria, Australia https://t.co/5vXM3z7Pgo

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You call it trauma, I call it

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🥴😭 Difficult conversation, I'll pass @ Melbourne, Victoria, Australia https://t.co/SmnIwcUmB8

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I'm such a "but I feel baaaaaddd" type of person

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@jedro_ @danivalent 🤣🤣🤣

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Is a glow down a thing?

Cuz I'm pretty sure I've done it

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We all know it was Chad

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My toxic trait: When I read stories about teachers sleeping with their students I instantly want to know what they look like

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asl?

Simpler times

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I know girls have severe mental problems when they want to date me

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For an ugly dude I do pretty well for myself...

with cats not with women

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@OscarSayss This is beyond fowl! Lol

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Can't wait to travel again!

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So many breakups during covid lockdowns, can't wait to look like I couldn't be any worse

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It's great having a gf! Sex whenever, gourmet cooking, sharing activities, getting yelled at, it's amazing 😅🥴

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🥵 25 Degree day pumpkin spiced lattes don't hit the same down under @ Melbourne, Victoria, Australia https://t.co/GzMDhOx9aR

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Can we just leave Facebook down for good?

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I'm sleeping on the couch now 😅

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My girl: Imagine having to cut a blind girl?

Me: She'll never see it coming

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@milamiarose Your age is showing 😂