Welcome to parenthood. When the baby is napping, you should be napping. When the baby is eating, you should be eating. When the baby is crying, you should be crying.
Good luck out there, champ.
I shot a video for @thedad and someone asked in the comments "how many tries did the toss into the bag take?"
Anyway Laura is gonna be unhappy when she sees this and finds out I spilled her Vitamin C on the floor but that's showbiz baby.
I overheard a coworker ranking holiday movies and had โLove, Actuallyโ at No. 1 and โChristmas Vacationโ not on the list. I canโt tell if this person is intentionally trolling us all or if this is a "I'm so sorry about your traumatic brain injury" situation
They grow up so fast. One day they are tiny babies, the next they are pulling out of the driveway, and youโre all โoh no oh god how did the toddler get the car keys???โ
Grocery shopping is harder than usual, because your goal is to stock up to limit your trips, but your kids' goal is to consume everything in one sitting like itโs a TV show eating challenge.
Took my kids to meet Santa (free) but they were charging $40 for photos, like Iโm not carrying my own camera in my pocket. And sure, they said no phones, but what are they gonna do? Santa ain't gonna break character with a huge line watching like that.
The day after Thanksgiving is even better than the actual holiday, because you get to have another full Thanksgiving meal without worrying what your weird uncle is going to say next.
People need to stop acting like leftovers are a given. My cousin (who didnโt cook shit) showed up at Thanksgiving with three of his own giant Tupperware containers so he could pillage before anyone even grabs seconds. Feel like grandma should send him a bill for that
Ah yes, my favorite Thanksgiving tradition - pretending to be extremely invested in football to avoid getting involved in whatever argument my family has chosen this year.