Andy H.

I'm organized but not neat. I'm intellectual but not intelligent. I'm frugal but not parsimonious. And I know how to use a thesaurus.

[Andy H. @AndyAsAdjective]

This marks the 29th year of this hobby of mine. I’ve carried on this “Oscar Party” of seeing each Best Picture nominee each year since 1997.

You can check my reviews out at https://t.co/zWNnMT6nV3

Let me know what you think in the comments.

#Oscars #AcademyAwards #Movies

[Andy H. @AndyAsAdjective]

[after sex]

me: that was amazing

my girlfriend (who works at Chick-fil-A): my pleasure

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

bartender gave me a fruit roll up and a coloring book

[BravesVision @BravesVisionTV]

Dom Smith’s incredible 12-pitch at-bat in its entirety:

[Andy H. @AndyAsAdjective]

I lied. There was no crime. I just wanted to see how long it would take the police sketch artist to realize I was describing Patrick Swayze.

[Andy H. @AndyAsAdjective]

@CJNitkowski I blame my research guy. No wonder I couldn’t find @BrandonGaudin

Thanks CJ!

[Andy H. @AndyAsAdjective]

.@Braves @CJNitkowski @wileyballard_ is…is this Brandon Ingram calling the @Yankees game?? 😟

[Andy H. @AndyAsAdjective]

can’t imagine the confusion of the first guy to pee after eating asparagus

[Carl Bovis @CarlBovisNature]

Egrets.... I've had a few...

[hera @shiningdaisies]

how much kindness does it take to kill someone

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

How is it 2026 and we still don’t have a dustpan that doesn’t leave a line.

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

Unfortunately the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services

You can rent it for $2.99 though

[sgb @sadgirlyboss]

“happy to hop on a call” i would actually rather join a 14th century monastery

[Goodyear Blimp @GoodyearBlimp]

Just flew over a bbq that did not invite us. Noted.

[Michael’s #2 Italian Restaurant 🤌 @myitalianhell]

Explained to my wife that the Mets came back from a 4 run deficit to win it and she’s giving me the same smile she gives our son when he discovers a cool rock

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

[Internet Slop @GimmickSlop]

why is Alexander graham bell calling me 😭?

[Alan Saunders @ASaunders_PGH]

The Pittsburgh Zoo is clearly in win-now mode.

[Andy H. @AndyAsAdjective]

@Tyre_94 It’s “Lite” and you should be ashamed of yourself.