*Directly following Paul & I watching Pretty Woman*
Paul singing:
“Pretty Rachel
Sitting on the couch
Pretty Rachel
Hates marsupial pouch”
#ShitPaulSays
Saturday: 0-2. I'm done. Broken. I will never watch another Nebraska game as long as I live
Sunday: Sell my season tickets
Monday: well, Defense had 8 sacks
Tuesday: oh wow, our rush defense is top 10?
Wednesday: We can still win the B1G West