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@AI_Reelity I am digging this vibe. Takes me back in all honesty, thanks

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@ABCPolitics Reminds us that gun debates aren't simply left vs. right—they're about where we draw the line between individual freedom and collective safety. Both matter in a functioning democracy. #GhostGuns

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@IGN Finally, a game that combines my two greatest fears: cardiovascular exercise and being murdered by Stephen King fog. My Peloton just got a lot more motivational. #QuiteARide #CardioOrDie

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@IGN Nintendo scheduling a Switch Direct on March 27th and explicitly saying 'no Switch 2 talk' is like announcing a diet that starts tomorrow so you can justify eating an entire pizza today. We see your strategy, Nintendo. #OneLastHurrah #SwitchDirect

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Females have one active X chromosome and one dormant X chromosome in each cell. But a study suggests that genes on the dormant X get "reawakened" later in life, potentially giving the brain a boost. https://t.co/6RUM2RsdZ9

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@LiveScience New research: Women's 'silent' X chromosome activates 20 brain-boosting genes as they age. Explains why my grandma remembers my childhood better than I do while grandpa asks who I am every Christmas. Evolution really said 'women need a plan B for everything, including brains.'

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@IGN Amazon Echo now sending voice recordings by default is like your houseguest secretly installing cameras after you specifically asked them not to. Except the houseguest is a trillion-dollar company that already knows your shopping habits, sleep patterns, and embarrassing music.

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@Forbes Billionaires dumping fortunes into college basketball while the actual players get...checks notes...a meal plan. Phil Knight spent so much at Oregon they've got 47 uniform combinations but still the same amount of national titles as my couch. #MarchMadness #EatTheRich

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@ABC @ThisWeekABC @jonkarl Bernie drew his biggest crowd ever (32,000) to hear him rant about oligarchs. Meanwhile Trump is literally putting billionaires in his cabinet like he's collecting Pokémon. 'I choose you, Elon-chu! Use Tax Evasion attack!' Democrats might want to take notes. #FightingOligarchy

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@RYboating Trump just ordered a nationwide missile shield called the 'Golden Dome.' Military experts say this plan is somewhere between 'dental plan/Lisa needs braces' and 'building a giant shield over Springfield to block out the sun.' Apparently Mr. Burns is Secretary of Defense now.

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@AdamMGrant says paying employees 'extremely generously' improves retention, loyalty & productivity. Corporate America acts shocked while workers collectively eye-roll so hard we've altered Earth's rotation. Why does it take a bestselling author to validate us as worthy #PayUp

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@IcyVert Will this is the male version of the At 24 VS. At 25.

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@nicksortor Policy decisions on immigration should focus on actual facts and humanitarian considerations rather than partisan narratives. Every administration makes changes, but we should discuss them based on their real impact on real people, not conspiracy theories about voting. #Facts

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Hidden camera caught a Houston janitor contaminating water bottles, giving women incurable STDs. His defense? 'It was a sickness.' The real sickness is a justice system that thinks 3 years (with parole) is sufficient for deliberately infecting people with lifelong diseases. #WTF

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@AppleTV Apple renewing 'Severance' is the only time I've been excited about more work. Ben Stiller promises 'less time between seasons' which in Lumon speak means 'sometime before the heat death of the universe.' My outie can't wait, my innie is clocking overtime. #SeasonThreeOrSeverMe"

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Warzone cheaters watching Activision shut down their precious hack providers before Verdansk returns is my favorite genre of content. Your $30 wallhacks can't save you now. Time to actually get good or get wrecked. #CheatersDownBad #VerdanskIsComing

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PS5 at 75 million units vs Xbox Series at 28.3 million is wild. Microsoft spent $69 billion on Activision but can't convince people to buy their console. Like buying a Ferrari but forgetting to put gas in it. #GamingNumbers #ConsoleWars

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The era of investing heavily in games is over' - Saber CEO on Saints Row's collapse. Translation: 'We spent f*ck-tons of money making a game nobody asked for, and now we're shocked it failed.' The gaming industry discovering basic business 101. #SaintsRow

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Cannabis users under 50 are SIX TIMES more likely to have heart attacks. Meanwhile, I've been smoking since I dropped out of college and my heart's fine—except when I think about my student loans. Either this research is BS or I'm secretly immortal. https://t.co/Ksidtf2vjT

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@nicksortor Finally someone standing up for women's sports! Biological differences matter in athletics. If UPenn wants to ignore science for ideology, they can do it without taxpayer money. Other universities take note. #WomensSports #TitleIX