TheDankBank

I rarely have coherent thoughts

[TheDankBank @TheDankBank5]

“How about you let people enjoy things”
How about I fucking scream right in your ear as loud as I possibly can

[TheDankBank @TheDankBank5]

@satisfiedCaniac @MHirsh21 @emanningwrites Panthers made the playoffs dipshit

[TheDankBank @TheDankBank5]

Backrooms is about the horrors of being employed and obsession is about how a beautiful woman will ruin your life

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

*sniffs in your direction with my proboscis*

[TheDankBank @TheDankBank5]

Stopped my deadlift mid-set when my back started feeling weird instead of pushing through and fucking up my entire week
#uncwisdom

[TheDankBank @TheDankBank5]

Just saw a happy couple at the gym dancing together between lifts I think now is the time to try 405 on bench without a spotter

[TheDankBank @TheDankBank5]

At the DMV: you forgot to ask if I’m sexually active but I’m not

[mikocap21 @mikocap21]

@real_hotaru

[TheDankBank @TheDankBank5]

Cow smoking weed…the steaks have never been higher

[TheDankBank @TheDankBank5]

Love seeing fat kids at the gym. COME ON LADS YOU GOT TO PULL IT OUT OF THE FIRE

[TheDankBank @TheDankBank5]

I never think twice about liking someone’s story. I think once an all I’m thinking is “yaaaaaaay”

[Culter Dei Snapdragon @_cream_gravy]

The strongest natural predator of the elderly is now learning to hunt on its own

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

C'mon Canes

[TheDankBank @TheDankBank5]

Cool Obama: uh, let me drink beer

[TheDankBank @TheDankBank5]

Sometimes you see a bitch so bad that you just have to kill yourself there’s no other option

[Iran Embassy in Tajikistan @IRANinTJ]

Trump is one of the reasons that proves the existence of the Satan in the world.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i bet it feels good as hell to erupt from the dirt as a skeleton warrior

[TheDankBank @TheDankBank5]

Gotta be a confident mf to trust a wet fart in a swimsuit

[TheDankBank @TheDankBank5]

High noons are just white claws for college girls who don’t qualify for need-based financial aid

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The United States has spent EIGHT TRILLION DOLLARS fighting and policing in the Middle East. Thousands of our Great Soldiers have died or been badly wounded. Millions of people have died on the other side. GOING INTO THE MIDDLE EAST IS THE WORST DECISION EVER MADE.....

[TheDankBank @TheDankBank5]

Post-doomscroll clarity makes me feel like cattle