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The Dark Cow of Mystery and Lord Protector of your Knickers, or by day a sock puppet acknowledging alerts.

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You should get off of Twitter

https://t.co/A9MmKROBUY

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@Cthulhu_Answers I read felinies at first and imagined him adopting these tigers...

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@aylacroft *dusts off the old handset and receiver*

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@japan_nobunaga Utah has the same issue with drugs and petty crimes including shoplifting. The Salt Lake County Jail doesn't take anyone with charges under a felony so most criminals are processed and released *immediately* if arrested.

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@kmcnam1

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@PBTBrider It's actually dead-ending in a Froyo....

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I might be done with my degree... the assignment shows that it passed evaluation but the course shows failed.

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Smoking would be so much cooler if I didn't feel like trash the next day.

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@DoomsdayGoth Find something distracting or engaging to do with yourself... Maybe go for a swim or plan a kidnapping or gather ingredients to summon the chupacabra.

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@_br_ttney The skin and hair of a frail old man?

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@DoomsdayGoth description - picture of a box cake mix made without instructions

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@_br_ttney

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@DoomsdayGoth

[paymentvillage @paymentvillage]

Our call for volunteers is open!
Be a part of the Payment Village @defcon 34 this summer!
https://t.co/EEnFA5NKwn

#Cybersecurity #Volunteer #TechCommunity #Infosec #Networking #Hacking

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@DoomsdayGoth These are either the words of the best or worst mentor ever. Is it byod?

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@DoomsdayGoth

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@TracketPacer All the feels. Im glad she had you to take care of her.

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@_br_ttney Why flatter when you can conquer?