Purveyor of rare herbs and prescribed chemicals... Headhunter to my friends... Inventor of Camberwell Carrot... Remember hair are your ariels... You got shoes?
They have started recruiting media influencers into the Army in preparation for WWIII.
The Queens Light Tiktokers are going completely over the top in the morning!
#WWIII#UkraineRussiaWar
I'm expecting a call up any day now, they'll need military types to deal with these Russians. Shouldn't be difficult all they do is stare out of windows & whine about ducks!
#RussiaUkraineConflict#WithnailandI#CrackAtTheBoris
I was gonna do my cookbook but it got banned. I took it to court but an uptight Judge in a cape an a hairy hat started banging 'is hammer like an auctioneer on acid & chucked me out, copyright, seems Delia's doing a book on dosing rats too! That's cookery for you! #WithnailandI
@WithnailsGhost I can let him have this device cheap it allows the user to sweat at the push of a button. They loved it that the little ponces, silly really.