Danny The Dealer

Purveyor of rare herbs and prescribed chemicals... Headhunter to my friends... Inventor of Camberwell Carrot... Remember hair are your ariels... You got shoes?

[Danny The Dealer @TheDealerDanny]

Tell me @HarrietHarman as the MP for Camberwell do you like carrots?

[Withnail @WithnailsGhost]

They have started recruiting media influencers into the Army in preparation for WWIII.

The Queens Light Tiktokers are going completely over the top in the morning!

#WWIII #UkraineRussiaWar

[Danny The Dealer @TheDealerDanny]

@WithnailsGhost Politics man!

[Withnail @WithnailsGhost]

I'm expecting a call up any day now, they'll need military types to deal with these Russians. Shouldn't be difficult all they do is stare out of windows & whine about ducks!

#RussiaUkraineConflict #WithnailandI #CrackAtTheBoris

[Withnail @WithnailsGhost]

There's nothing out there except a hurricane!
#StormEunice #WithnailandI

[OirishWanker @OirishWanker]

Ponce! #WithnailandI

[OirishWanker @OirishWanker]

Oil moider der pair of youse! #WithnailandI

[Danny The Dealer @TheDealerDanny]

@WithnailsGhost Have either of you got morals?

[Withnail @WithnailsGhost]

I'm afraid I may be a tad responsible for old #Boris being in hot water!

#WithnailandI #Cakegate #ambushedwithacake

[Withnail @WithnailsGhost]

Under study Danny Dyer why can't I play the Doctor?!
#WithnailandI #DrWho

[Danny The Dealer @TheDealerDanny]

I was gonna do my cookbook but it got banned. I took it to court but an uptight Judge in a cape an a hairy hat started banging 'is hammer like an auctioneer on acid & chucked me out, copyright, seems Delia's doing a book on dosing rats too! That's cookery for you! #WithnailandI

[Withnail @WithnailsGhost]

Danny's cooking onions and carrots for lunch! #WithnailandI

[Danny The Dealer @TheDealerDanny]

@WithnailsGhost I can let him have this device cheap it allows the user to sweat at the push of a button. They loved it that the little ponces, silly really.

[Withnail @WithnailsGhost]

Look here my mother's the Queen!

#WithnailandI #PrinceAndrew

[Danny The Dealer @TheDealerDanny]

@distractedfilm @paulbennett76

[Danny The Dealer @TheDealerDanny]

@robert_nemeth @Garth42 It's right up there with D-day man!

[Danny The Dealer @TheDealerDanny]

@WithnailsGhost

[Withnail @WithnailsGhost]

I'll say this for Boris, he throws a sensational illegal garden party! #WithnailandI #GardenParty #BorisJohnson #COVIDIOTS

[Withnail @WithnailsGhost]

The fuckers rued the day! #WithnailandI #RaymondDuck