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Acting behemoth, lighter fluid connoisseur, bull expert, oenophile, mentor of Jeff Wode. Soup? #WithnailandI

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It's like Greenland out there! #WithnailandI #SNOW

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@Peter_Marwood @M_H_Withnail He wants you on his legume!

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I told you! I told you I was going to be a star! #WithnailandI #BallstoXmas

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@dermotoreilly10 What fucker said that!

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I want something's flesh!

#SundayLunch #WithnailandI

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Birmingham: You've got Hs2, why haven't I got any Hs2

Manchester: Cutbacks!

#Hs2 #ToryPartyConference #WithnailandI

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@Peter_Marwood There's nothing left for you! #WithnailandI #heatwave

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How can it be so hot in here? It's like the Sahara in here. We've got to get some booze. It's the only solution to this intense heat. #WithnailandI #Heatwave

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Danny has invented an alternative to Benylin, he's a genius, not only has it cleared my cough, I can see sounds now! #WithnailandI @TheDealerDanny

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You've got pronouns, why haven't I got any pronouns? #WiithnailandI

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Balls to my travel agent! I've been on holiday by mistake, again! #WithnailandI

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Why can't I be the new CEO of #Twitter? It's ridiculous. I've been to drama school. I'm good-looking!

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I told you!

#WithnailandI #HappyChristmas

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Right you fuckers I'm back! Where's my giro?! #WithnailandI

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They have started recruiting media influencers into the Army in preparation for WWIII.

The Queens Light Tiktokers are going completely over the top in the morning!

#WWIII #UkraineRussiaWar

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I'm expecting a call up any day now, they'll need military types to deal with these Russians. Shouldn't be difficult all they do is stare out of windows & whine about ducks!

#RussiaUkraineConflict #WithnailandI #CrackAtTheBoris

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There's nothing out there except a hurricane!
#StormEunice #WithnailandI

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I'm afraid I may be a tad responsible for old #Boris being in hot water!

#WithnailandI #Cakegate #ambushedwithacake

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I wouldn't do that Miss Blennerhassett, we're multimillionaires, we'll withdraw our donations, shut this party down!

[Simon 🏕️ @IHearSimon]

@WithnailsGhost Miss Blennerhassett, telephone the police.

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Never mind that Boris, just bring out the cake and fine wines! #WithnailandI #BorisJohnson