Ash Williams

I love my Oldsmobile

[Ash Williams @TheDeathcoaster]

@_redanimator going through my account? Is your life really that boring?

[Ash Williams @TheDeathcoaster]

@_redanimator Yeah yeah, whatever makes you feel better

[Ash Williams @TheDeathcoaster]

@_redanimator Is that the best you can come up with?

[Ash Williams @TheDeathcoaster]

@_redanimator Yeah keep repeating that to justify to yourself that you think about me showering

[Ash Williams @TheDeathcoaster]

@_redanimator Do I really have to point out you used my whole name? It was on my tl, you desperate attempt of a man

[Ash Williams @TheDeathcoaster]

Be gay, have public sex

[Ash Williams @TheDeathcoaster]

@_redanimator Sure sure, that's when you think about me

[Ash Williams @TheDeathcoaster]

I miss the old days

[Ash Williams @TheDeathcoaster]

Happy Halloween everyone

[Ash Williams @TheDeathcoaster]

@diseasedkidney Nothing

[Ash Williams @TheDeathcoaster]

Great, now I can't stop thinking about him

[Ash Williams @TheDeathcoaster]

@_redanimator Is that your pathetic way of saying you were thinking about me

[Ash Williams @TheDeathcoaster]

@JackGoodman81 It's not but you are

[Ash Williams @TheDeathcoaster]

Someone unfollowed me after yesterday's tweet? GOOD. KISS MY ASS

[Ash Williams @TheDeathcoaster]

@_redanimator What can I say? I'm just happy

[Ash Williams @TheDeathcoaster]

I miss my sister

[portifloyd @evildeadasss]

me & who? 😭

[Ash Williams @TheDeathcoaster]

@diseasedkidney Hell yeah it was

[Ash Williams @TheDeathcoaster]

LETS FUCKING GO