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On my next show, I'm going to present nearly naked. #topless #trousersoff #onlysockson

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Whenever I order a MacDonalds drive through I like to pretend I'm Harry Redknapp talking to the press.

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Blimey I've just woke up like #nelsonscolumn early morning crackerjack!!!

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Getting in bed, what pjs should I wear tonight? #latex or #tinfoil

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I've just dropped the kids off #shitthesizeofatreetrunk

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@TheJeromeFlynn you only need a sock? I would need one of these... #tripod #babysarmholdingamelon

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I would go on big brother no question, wonder what I would have in my suitcase... #football #tv #adrianchiles how about @TheJeromeFlynn ?

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I should have released an England song for the euros... I would have called it #stonesthesizeofpoland

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@TheJeromeFlynn where is @Therobsongreen ????

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This made in Chelsea thing is rubbish! I was expecting to see John Spencer and Gavin Peacock #letdown

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@TheJeromeFlynn can't answer the phone, what you wearing?

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These were the days... #bouncybouncy

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Shouldn't have put the misses #lingerie on again. These suspenders are digging into my legs. Really brings out my #moustache though.

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Very disapointed with #Ireland making #Wales look like Brazil.

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@GaryLineker I think your a better presenter than me... #onlykidding I'm the best, you don't have a #moustache

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I wonder what I would look like with a headband #patrafterindisguise #Rambo #steffigraff #clairesaccessories

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I'm part spannish. #fact just the #moustache though.

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@TheJeromeFlynn my nans still alive, you must have got my grandad...

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Stupid bloody timeline

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@TheJeromeFlynn @gazgshore I've just added another one to the tally. I tell you who isn't my friend... Adrian Chiles #jobthief