Robson

(parody) I'm 99.9% not Robson Green, but I am 100% soldier and I love getting my rod out, come here fishy fishys. I enjoy a sing song with @thejeromeflynn

[Robson @Therobsongreen]

@TheJeromeFlynn what are you going to wear? #jockstrap #sweatymess do you want a ride down there?

[Robson @Therobsongreen]

I wonder if me and @thejeromeflynn will get as sweaty on Friday #toneup as we did last night... #johnlockesweatbox #3meninabubblebath

[Robson @Therobsongreen]

It's time to get #pebbledashing

[Robson @Therobsongreen]

@TheJeromeFlynn was that the episode where I just dangled string from my cock into a paddling pool?

[Robson @Therobsongreen]

Getting very excited for the footy, which to watch though!!! #imexcited

[Robson @Therobsongreen]

Eating mushrooms and liver = black poo #factoftheday

[Robson @Therobsongreen]

Drugs are bad #oookkkkkkkkkkkk

[Robson @Therobsongreen]

People claim to be into recycling, but watch their faces as you rinse out a #condom

[Robson @Therobsongreen]

Having a shower for most men is quick. For me and my #massivestones though it takes a good half hour. #factoftheday

[Robson @Therobsongreen]

Time for a drink I think #harveywallbanger

[Robson @Therobsongreen]

@TheJeromeFlynn Guess who's back with a brand new track!!!! Hello lover, I've missed you xxxx

[Robson @Therobsongreen]

@TheJeromeFlynn You stopped following me?

[Robson @Therobsongreen]

@GazGShore do you rekon I could get on Geordie shore? I'm very good at #extremebudgiesmuggling

[Robson @Therobsongreen]

@TheJeromeFlynn have you heard @walkerround is going fishing today? Think he needs some advice off me #getyarodout #showusyatackle

[Robson @Therobsongreen]

I love listening to my own songs #ivegotalovelyvoice

[Robson @Therobsongreen]

@_IanBeale_ that's good advice that pet.

[Robson @Therobsongreen]

@CharlotteGShore sounds good that pet, have a good one!

[Robson @Therobsongreen]

#WhatYouWearing I've got a bikini on @TheJeromeFlynn I said this earlier #extremebudgiesmuggling Im also wearing a pair of kickers. #mmmmmm

[Robson @Therobsongreen]

@TheJeromeFlynn @taragrogan #friendswithbenefits

[Robson @Therobsongreen]

@TheJeromeFlynn @taragrogan that's right. We only have each other jerome. #friend