Jerome Flynn

I am not 100% Jerome Flynn but I'm not far off. I like shakin, singin & actin. I am the better half of @TheRobsonGreen & Jerome & yes, we have done it once!

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For sale, Used meatloaf underwear, “I would do anything for love" written on the front “but I won't do that" on the back! RT if interested.

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Whats with all the anti Jimmy press. As a kid I wrote in to Jim'll fix it asking Jim to get me laid, he defiantly delivered for me #memories

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Did you hear about the misery that mice went through during WW2? Mouses-chwitz, not a nice place to be... #inappropriate

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Fuck me... I'm still alive! Get more followers when I don't tweet, well fuck you all.

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The paralympican's stick pins in their balls to increase performance. I also stick pins in my balls but for a totally different reason!!!

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Check list for a successful #1nightstand 1. You can not piss straight 2. She walks like #JohnWayne 3. She leaves with pink eye and no number

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Is it me or every time I see Paul McCartney he looks more and more like a turkey?

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#shocking #letsGiveThemAFreeGoal same as watching England #SHIT

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Sun time = fun time! Loitering around the freezer section of Asda watching those nipple get erect. #lowcuttopthanksalot

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I love the sun, tits everywhere!

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@Therobsongreen don't worry, I already have both out outfits ready...

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I hate how I always end up with #MilkMustache after a refreshing drink. I do find that #BullsMilk is the worst culprit!

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@Therobsongreen I'm still limping now, I told you I could only take 4 fingers. My nickname #kitkat is so true.

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#NameYourVaginaAfterAMovie mission impossible

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#CheatingIsOkayIf it is with your dad.

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#1thingIamGoodAt fingering endurance. That's all thanks to #InternationalTrackAndField when I was a boy.

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I was licking pussy all night, #FuckMe my tongue is furry!

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Its #HugARetardTuesday wait a minute... I've had 10 hugs already #hmmm

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Apparently a binbag is not a recognised form of contraception. I've never had any issues when using 1 in Newcastle #WrongNumberNoKids #FACT

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#SAD - Finding out I have no toilet paper and I have done a filthy shit, #HAPPY - I still have my fingers to tunnel..... #EveryCloud