Stanley

My best friend is a half eaten football. And I'm pretty sure Parker is not my real dad.

[Stanley @TheDogStanley]

Yo boi is ready to soak up some rays pool side

[MU Club Baseball @ClubBaseballMU]

Hey Saints Nation, what're you doing March 19th? Exactly. Coming to the MU Club Baseball's home opener 👊 #2moreweeks #oneteamonedream

[Stanley @TheDogStanley]

I miss the boys. They always stay up late and mom always falls asleep at like dinner time. #ruffhouse

[Stanley @TheDogStanley]

Happy Valentine's Day to all my bitches. If any of you are looking for a date bark at your boy. #singlepup

[Stanley @TheDogStanley]

I didn't think things through...ripped up my bed yesterday and now I have nothing to lay on in my cage all day #labraTHOR

[Stanley @TheDogStanley]

Practice starts today for #puppybowl2017 #slamminstan

[Stanley @TheDogStanley]

Me acting like Cam Newton in the super bowl #slamstan #slamcam #puppybowl2k16

[Stanley @TheDogStanley]

Learned how to take selfies today. @Purina should hire me as a model #barkingsexyback

[Stanley @TheDogStanley]

@ajhurtig_44 make sure someone brings doggy food to the potluck for me so I can grow up to be like Cam Newton. #dabbinDog #superwaterbowl

[Stanley @TheDogStanley]

I'm getting bored in the cage. I mean at least throw me a freakin bone here. https://t.co/NaKO7Egln0

[Stanley @TheDogStanley]

It's Monday. In other words go fuck yourself while I lick myself in my cage all day. #lifeisruff

[Stanley @TheDogStanley]

pissed off granny so my homies would take me to the park play ball and eat celebratory icecream #hititoutofthebark

[Stanley @TheDogStanley]

Pumped to spend the weekend with my granny Williams #raisethewoof

[Stanley @TheDogStanley]

@jtturley22 @ChipotleTweets you eat all the chicken and then have diarrhea on the grill once and they ban you for life #puppiesgottaeat

[Stanley @TheDogStanley]

@jtturley22 let's get chipotle before the big interview

[Stanley @TheDogStanley]

@doitpruett heard you spilt in gander today, that's ruff ruff

[Stanley @TheDogStanley]

@jtturley22 lets get lit together brother #crackdog

[Stanley @TheDogStanley]

@CurtleTurtle you might be hung like a horse but I'm black...remember that

[Curtis Smith @CurtleTurtle]

@TheDogStanley woof woof woof bark bark growl

[Stanley @TheDogStanley]

@CurtleTurtle yo bro! You wanna hook a brother up with a cookie? #puppiesgottaeat