If you have ugly, dry, raisiny pruny fingers. Long pointy coloured nails don’t make them look any better. You just look like a werewolf with fake nails. Buy some lotion.
They call it a Roast. I call it a Spit Braai! This is gonna be fun. I’ll be Spit Braaing Kate Rebecca this Monday. Come through! https://t.co/ZmBD77JIOy
Ever had one of those day where you felt like the only thing that can fix it is rough unprotected drunk sex? Hell, I’ll take having an unplanned kid over this shit anyday. 🤬