RealerDonaldTrump

The real Don

[RealerDonaldTrump @TheDonald2024]

You shall never pry it from my tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny hannnnnndds

[Mega Geopolitics @MegaGeopolitics]

BREAKING: 🇩🇪🇺🇸 Multiple german politicians are now pressuring Germany to bring back more than $100 billion in gold from the U.S. because trust in Washington is falling - Bild

[RealerDonaldTrump @TheDonald2024]

I just made a lot of money by pardoning a drug trafficker from Honduras. I can definitely afford to pay for all of these people to vote!

[WORLD NEWS @_MAGA_NEWS_]

🚨 JUST IN: In a stunning development, Denmark's streets explode into anti-American rage as thousands flood Copenhagen's City Hall Square, waving Danish and Greenlandic flags in a massive "Hands Off Greenland" showdown. Protesters scream "Greenland is NOT FOR SALE!"

[Red Line Report 🇺🇸 @RedLineReportt]

🚨BREAKING: Katie Couric says Trump supporters require “deprogramming” and calls them cult members.

What's your responds to Her?

[RealerDonaldTrump @TheDonald2024]

And I’ll be rewarding them and continuing my reign of terror against small businesses who don’t grovel sufficiently #kissthetinyring

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

These are Companies that donated to Trump and Republicans!

1. Walmart
2. Sam’s
3. Hobby Lobby
4. Bass Pro Shop
5. Penske Trucks
6. Moe’s
7. Delta
8. BJ’s
9. Home Depot
10. Way fair
11. Kohls
12. Tractor Supply Co
13. Big lots
14. Chick-Fil-A

This is who ur $ is going to

[RealerDonaldTrump @TheDonald2024]

@MeachamDr It’s the thing we’re good at!

[RealerDonaldTrump @TheDonald2024]

@TheLeoTerrell Finally said something funny, Leo! Good work

[RealerDonaldTrump @TheDonald2024]

I got excited until I recognized her

Then I got really excited

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

I’m the proud father of 2 highly intelligent, beautiful young women.

I’ve never posed for pictures like this with my daughters.

This is not normal.

[RealerDonaldTrump @TheDonald2024]

I never released my taxes. Why would I release incriminating files?

[RealerDonaldTrump @TheDonald2024]

@CraparoTheresa @fuckyouiquit @AdamKinzinger Right, Miss Crapo, it was just missing a chunk of cartilage. Never grown back before but I guess I’m just blessed by God!

[RealerDonaldTrump @TheDonald2024]

@fuckyouiquit @AdamKinzinger God loves me, what can I say

[RealerDonaldTrump @TheDonald2024]

What makeup? That’s my natural glow from all the gold I’m siphoning off

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Honest to god what is up with his face makeup? Is he not even trying to disguise it anymore?

[RealerDonaldTrump @TheDonald2024]

Hey, I thought of young girls a couple times too

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Over 80 dead in Texas. The search for 11 missing girls is still ongoing. Trump spent the weekend golfing and eating ice cream. He doesn’t give a damn. Disgraceful.

[RealerDonaldTrump @TheDonald2024]

Kevin, she’s just protecting Epstein’s BFF.

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

I’m confused. Pam Bondi told us on camera that she had the Epstein list. Now she says it doesn’t exist.

Is she lying or incompetent? Either way, not a good case for her to stay AG.

[RealerDonaldTrump @TheDonald2024]

@TaraBull808 @StoneJAlex If you try really hard, Tara, maybe you can think of why a person working for me wouldn’t want a list by Epstein, one of my closest friends, from entering the discourse

[RealerDonaldTrump @TheDonald2024]

“It did exist, but then I saw who was BFFs with Jeff and I, uh, misplaced it.”

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Hey MAGA, Wasn't it just a few weeks ago that Bondi said the client list was right in front of her?

Was she lying then, or is she lying now?

[RealerDonaldTrump @TheDonald2024]

@TheLeoTerrell Haha, thanks, buddy! I’ll pay up one of these decades.

[RealerDonaldTrump @TheDonald2024]

#ImAFlirt

[RealerDonaldTrump @TheDonald2024]

I’m playing 34DD chess with Stormy.

[RealerDonaldTrump @TheDonald2024]

This is easily explained. From January 20-24, I was in charge. Since January 24, it’s been all Elon.

[⁵⁵¹¹ 🍌 @BAYC5511]

@RonFilipkowski LOL