Shatterpants

He/Him. I’m the little devil on the Devil’s shoulder.

[Shatterpants @TheDonaldTroll]

Isn’t it amazing that you can space out on your phone and the whole world goes by without you noticing? Anyway, I just got to work, and I have no idea how I got here.

[Shatterpants @TheDonaldTroll]

You’ve killed 81 people across 32 countries…

Indiana Jones: It’s cool. I’m an archaeologist.

[Shatterpants @TheDonaldTroll]

Anyone but #Jessiebuckley for the Oscar. Her husband should re-home her bitch ass too.

[Shatterpants @TheDonaldTroll]

@BleacherReport your new app update is awful. I’m telling every single person I know irl and on social media to delete. Total garbage.

[Shatterpants @TheDonaldTroll]

@JamesGunn @Superman Love it! Ive loved your movies since Slither. Excited for your vision of the DC future. That being said, if anything happens to Krypto we will riot in the streets. Felt like John Wick just watching the teaser.

[Shatterpants @TheDonaldTroll]

Having a hard time finding a greeting card that says “Sorry my dog is racist.”

[Shatterpants @TheDonaldTroll]

@JamesGunn how about a DC horror solo film with Solomon Grundy? Kinda like Jason Voorhees. Can plug him into future DC properties…

[Mark McGrath @MarkMcGrathCFP]

Make sure you know what you're retiring to.

This was a hard post to write.

I almost didn't write it in fact. I've started and trashed this story many times.

But I believe there are important lessons in this story we can learn from.

Warning: this does not have a happy ending.

[Pastor Tony Hayble @osagie1966]

Jack White Calls Out Elon Musk After Kanye West Is Banned from Twitter: ‘Do the Right Thing’ https://t.co/0OkO7Co5wK

[Shatterpants @TheDonaldTroll]

@KariLake You still having fun, Kari? I’m having fun. Arizona is having fun. The whole country is having fun.

[Quentin James @QJames]

Stop what you’re doing and watch this complete takedown of @HerschelWalker by pastor @jamalhbryant. #WeDontNeedAWalker

[Shatterpants @TheDonaldTroll]

@SnowflakeSnark @KimmyMonte @paularadell That’s hilarious

[𝓶♡ @Love_bug1016]

if they truly love you, they won’t fuck with your heart or mental health

[Shatterpants @TheDonaldTroll]

@SnowflakeSnark @RexChapman ❤️❤️❤️best call ever!

[Shatterpants @TheDonaldTroll]

Where is Beyoncé in these troubling times?

[Shatterpants @TheDonaldTroll]

@laurenboebert Apparently you can vote for evil. That explains how you were elected.

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@SnowflakeSnark @nikostratis

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@SnowflakeSnark @Acyn Man, it sounds like they deserve each other.

[Dre'Mont Jones @TheOfficial_80]

Will better than me I would never defend someone else girl like that

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@SnowflakeSnark @TheOfficial_80

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Bud Light: The official beer of Armageddon