Al Levine

i got a doody stick and i'm comin' for you / Screw the pronouns, my adjectives are asshole and troublemaker

[Al Levine @TheDoodyStick]

When NY went into a lockdown for Covid, I started daily FB posts called The Covid Diaries. First it was to amuse myself, but after I contracted Covid it became a daily expenditure of my minimal energy to let friends know I was still alive. Here they are in the comments. Enjoy.

[Al Levine @TheDoodyStick]

@nelson4gina #metoo

[Al Levine @TheDoodyStick]

@ALMannixMD @nelson4gina Are you sure about that, @nelson4gina ?

[Al Levine @TheDoodyStick]

@nelson4gina May you win the argument until March.

[Al Levine @TheDoodyStick]

@nelson4gina Get a $5 chicken and eat it at the food court using just your hands.

[Al Levine @TheDoodyStick]

@nelson4gina That's a goody. Someone should really write these down, @nelson4gina .

[Al Levine @TheDoodyStick]

@nelson4gina You want me to send anyone in particular to the emergency room, @nelson4gina ?

[Al Levine @TheDoodyStick]

@nelson4gina Put your phones away and ignore this tweet which ignores its own advice! Smoke signals, @nelson4gina , smoke signals!

[Al Levine @TheDoodyStick]

@nelson4gina Perhaps we should talk about this.

[Al Levine @TheDoodyStick]

@nelson4gina Still, "formerly unwritten" or "before unwritten."

[Al Levine @TheDoodyStick]

@nelson4gina Paywalls don't help, fortunately the library and the Wayback Machine do.

[Al Levine @TheDoodyStick]

@nelson4gina I usually fart and miss you, @nelson4gina

[Al Levine @TheDoodyStick]

@nelson4gina But Master Kan taught how to kick ass... and to snatch a pebble.

[Al Levine @TheDoodyStick]

@nelson4gina But the phallic thread runs through both, @nelson4gina

[Al Levine @TheDoodyStick]

@nelson4gina What a straight line

[Al Levine @TheDoodyStick]

@ajak1033 @nelson4gina Look at you, @nelson4gina! Latching onto a sports pronouncement you actually understand! Being one of the guys! Just look at you 😃

[Al Levine @TheDoodyStick]

@nelson4gina @mypersonalhell Thanks, @nelson4gina! Borrowed, cracked, loaded, and waiting to be read.