The Dorking Cockerel

Town icon. Occasional climbing frame. These views do not represent that of all of Dorking. Ask me a question, I'm here to help!! #CockKnows

[The Dorking Cockerel @TheDorkingCock]

He’s pitched well......and he knows it.

[The Dorking Cockerel @TheDorkingCock]

I see a spelling mistake!

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

STOP THE COUNT!

[The Dorking Cockerel @TheDorkingCock]

Does Ed Sheeran even play cricket?

[The Dorking Cockerel @TheDorkingCock]

@garycameron I’d like to offer the same positive feedback to your own reply, however sadly I can’t.

[The Dorking Cockerel @TheDorkingCock]

Dear Extention Rebellion. Why don’t you take your protest to a city that’s not currently struggling massively to police its own problems of crime. Thereby freeing up the police officers. You selfish idle twats! I hear Syria is lovely this time of year. #ExtinctionRebellion

[The Dorking Cockerel @TheDorkingCock]

Sayonara Scotland! #SCOvJPN #Japanrugby

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@JayNeale @mattgillam @HelloDorking @SimonEdmands @DorkingFriends @DorkingBBG @gilliangladrag Cheap imitation!

[The Dorking Cockerel @TheDorkingCock]

Fancy a fireworks display to finish off your half term? Head to Newdigate Friday night for the season opener. Parking and funfair on site. Gates open at 6pm.

[The Dorking Cockerel @TheDorkingCock]

Zinedine Zidane spotted in Manchester!

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We all in Dorking wish Spartak Moscow footballer Julia Ushakova a speedy recovery from her ankle injury. #GetWellSoon

[The Dorking Cockerel @TheDorkingCock]

I’m just going to leave this here.....

[The Dorking Cockerel @TheDorkingCock]

Watching the senate committee is like watching a group of geriatrics with their children behind them showing them how to use a mobile phone.

[Dorking Rugby @DorkingRugby]

Newdigate Bonfire Night is this Friday......it's like Brockham, but smaller!! #BonfireNight

[Dorking Rugby @DorkingRugby]

The conversion is good, that was the final play of the game. Dorking win it at the death. 30-25. What a game!!

[The Dorking Cockerel @TheDorkingCock]

Thanks for all the birthday messages. Had a great day! Birthday drinks in the @oldhousedorking!

[Visit Guildford @visit_guildford]

Happy 10th Birthday @TheDorkingCock

[The Dorking Cockerel @TheDorkingCock]

If I was on I'm A Celebrity, there would be two cocks on the show....Shut Up Martin!!! #imacelebrity

[The Dorking Cockerel @TheDorkingCock]

@dorking12free I've been hibernating in the Summer months. Back now though.