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any pronouns

[italian lucite @yurodivys]

My entire life is powered by a desire to go swimming in nice water. I only work to go swimming. The winter is hard for me because I lose sight of what is most important when I am far away from going swimming

[Phil Vischer @philvischer]

Since the Winter Olympics gets curling, it’s only fair that the Summer Olympics should get cornhole.

[Avery Edison @aedison]

one of the most frustrating things about there being “no jobs” is that we all walk around and see the work that needs to be done. our cities are crumbling, our people need help, our world is dying. there’s so much work to be done, if only it were good for the balance sheet

[shrimpi 🍤 @omnicshrimp]

Remember that twin

[New York Post @nypost]

24-year-old Australian woman set friend on fire for making misogynistic remark: report https://t.co/iFwd78bqh5

[WANA Visuals @wana_visualss]

Palestinian artist Asmaa Aljueithni shares a photo of the only thing that survived the airstrike that left her Gaza home in ruins: one of her paintings.

[Duck (aka Syd) @TheExiledDuck]

immigrants aren't killing your pets. but you know who is? the police — who on average kill 25-30 dogs every day

[xanax in cinnabon (ali) @xanabon]

I don’t really crave power but if I got my hands on a tshirt gun you’d never see someone so drunk with power in your entire life

[AshleyStevens @The_Acumen]

Poverty is a tool and a political weapon used against us to make us obedient and incurious. When living a life on survival mode or scarcity, you don’t have the time to pause and ask, “why the fuck am I paying taxes, only for my government to not help me when I’m in need?”

[Mia K. @miakhalifa]

I do not support all women!!!!!! Some of these bitches serve in the IDF, and I’d rather have my kind of body count than the one they’re tallying up of dead children

[Briana Mills, LMFT ♿️🏳️‍🌈🍉 @theBrianaMills]

It seems like most things humans need to function are now considered radical. Rest is radical. Not wanting to get sick is radical. Wanting to work less hours and be able to afford a house is radical. Even stating you don’t want people to die is radical. This isn't sustainable.

[Catherine Tinker @catherinetinker]

ronald reagan, usually

[ez @eazybridget]

ATTENTION!!!!!! NEW EZ COMIC 🚑 READ NOW OR U DIE IN 2 DAYZ 😳 1/3 #tmnt #tmntau

[James @CaucasianJames]

somewhere out there there’s a guy that’s completely sober that’s gonna wake up early saturday morning, put on headphones, and play 18 holes of frisbee golf. and he’s happier than all of us

[PITCH CANKER @pitchcanker]

TAURUS

[Ibon 🎷🐛 @birdfrogdraws]

Ponyo being the movie ever

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

One last treat. Ever curious about the fights I had with the censors on Gravity Falls? I probably shouldn't share this buttttt here are some REAL NOTES from DISNEY S&P and my REAL REPLIES. You are not prepared #10YearsOfGravityFalls

[EJ Chong @ejknoodles]

i know what i'm about