He Who Be Shittin’

certified hater

[Amit | HOTDS3 @Amit4Films]

This is why L comes first in LGBTQIA+. #PrideMonth

[He Who Be Shittin’ @dadpunching]

@dyingtbh @trustfundwife Believing a story written on twitter was your first mistake. I don’t care if this bot account does/did/has smoked crack but it’s funny as hell to admit that after the first few tweets (if we are to believe any of this is remotely true)

[He Who Be Shittin’ @dadpunching]

@trustfundwife @dyingtbh Lmfao 😭

[He Who Be Shittin’ @dadpunching]

@trustfundwife @dyingtbh Ah okay there it is. A crackhead homewrecker 💔 tragic! Hope his (ex) wife wins a bag here.

[He Who Be Shittin’ @dadpunching]

@trustfundwife @dyingtbh If that’s the type of woman he’s willing to marry, what does that say about the type of woman you are?

[*leslie @LEZB0B0MB]

hell nah this bitch is about to pass jd vances baby as an immaculate conception😭😭😭

[🦢 @meishato]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Waking up every day, saying “Something’s gotta change” then still doing everything the same

[ash ⚔︎ @ashl3af]

the person i see in the self checkout camera is not who i am in my heart

[loves love @deerylouwho97]

@PopCrave The concept of not showing up to work cause your coworker has a sore throat

[🦋 @___MicahJ]

Nobody is getting a stimulus check you people are fucking stupid omg

[ash ⚔︎ @ashl3af]

i’m chopped unc AND fat. i’m chunk

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Jobs near me full time no experience mid 20s overweight

[anime aesthetics @animechiil]

Your 20s are the best years of your life.

Me in my 20s:

[cabby @cabby]

scratches my butt