Robert Biggs

[Robert Biggs @TheElusiveRob85]

@puntacanademon @yojaxo @miitchellflores @FreddyLA7 @HeardChanda Mfers think Church’s is good chicken 😂

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@primerelic That is ridiculously sexy

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@elsathora Dion’s Pizza in Albuquerque makes the best ranch sauce in the whole country, and it’s not even close.

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@Benikitty7 @FreddyLA7 @HeardChanda Texas barely counts as the real south. Texas is the Southwest. I’ve been all over Texas dozens of times, and no part of it except for the east feels like Alabama. Marshall is more southern than Dallas.

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@yojaxo @miitchellflores @FreddyLA7 @HeardChanda I grew up in New Mexico, and live in North Florida, now which is also the real south.

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@miitchellflores @FreddyLA7 @HeardChanda What in the hell is chicken express?? Are you even in the south?

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@FreddyLA7 @HeardChanda Bojangles is the gold standard of sweet tea, biscuits, and fried chicken. No trip to the American south is complete without it.

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@oldstocky “Jesus Christ would you look at the time”

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@976evyl @dyingscribe They’re all at the porn and biscuits shop in North Carolina

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@Drayne_the_Wolf I wish that all cars had a system of three or four red lights and three or four green lights on the front and back so that you knew how hard someone was breaking or how hard someone was on the gas.

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@emzanotti I hope they’re getting hydrated. It gets hotter than a Hoochie Coochie there.

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@deershouldnt Get noodled, idiot

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@xxsecretlitttle Nope. Full synthetic only, please

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@xlangelyluxx I would be if your car was cooler than mine lol

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@bossman0828 @redo72JR @Peter_Fitz I understood “cop” is historically short for “copper” a reference to the metal police badges were made from

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@FalconryFinance Long pork!

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@getegete0106 I like big frogs and I cannot lie 🐸
You other lizards can’t deny,
When a frog hops in looking like a blob of paste,
Or a round thing with a face,
You get sprung

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@AridoAmSubstack This is because people use evaporative “swamp” coolers instead of AC units. It’s so much cheaper than cooling a home in the New Mexico heat with electricity.

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@tac_mineral Whose wife did you borrow that had the nail machine??

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@cavempty_ This looks like an Edward Hopper painting