The Embalmer

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@Grwylie I have an even stronger theory that these lot are complete and utter bullshitters

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@cufcjoel @CastleSportsGrp It's a shame that it's taken this long to realise what a pack of bluffers they are

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@officialcufc Anyone for a couple of pints to toast the end of Jordan Jones?

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@BarrowAFC Part time club, full time LOSERS hahaha

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@Birdyword And anyway he never had the makings of a Varsity athlete so what's your fuckin point

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@Birdyword Why are you even bothered you speccy nerd

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@GarrySummerson1 I just saw a beauty pass beneath Jupiter around 4 minutes ago, it split into two towards the end of its streak. Fantastic!

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@almurray YOU FUCKING DO IT

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@StuartAkister Less paedos in our much larger fanbase so at least there's that

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@Jonny_Mc06 Totally not arsed about it yet somehow haven't managed to shut the fuck up about it lmao

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@krisfoster @bbccumbriasport @BBCSounds @sultans_of_ping 😂 fantastic work sir

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@alelliott88 The whole crowd giving it "ooooohh 🤌" was great crack

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@2147mill $DFTX

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@JustinPetersMin @BaBig90 Well god is gay so your argument literally sucks ass lmao

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@officialcufc A big old pile of nowt

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@joncolman Ask the club for the footage of what he really thought about earning a tidy wedge up here Jon

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@mitchgravesy @officialcufc I could say he's not gonna shag u mate, but he probably would the little fanny

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@AdCollin Have you actually watched how shit he is? Make sure he's a nice confident boy otherwise he'll throw the ball into his own net etc. Complete and utter coward

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@TheDeckNL @joncolman @bruntonbugle To be fair to him he's an incredible keeper if his job was to be absolutely shit