Emily Miller

Grad student. Let's do this.

[Emily Miller @TheEmilyJo]

@dog_rates I would love to attend this pool party.

[Emily Miller @TheEmilyJo]

@oreoeocat She's a service top.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Back in my day you could go to Walmart at 2:00am and buy a shotgun and a live lobster

[Emily Miller @TheEmilyJo]

@NYCMayor I will be inside you (the city) tomorrow.

[Nashville Zoo @NashvilleZoo]

Stand with us to protect the future of Nashville Zoo.

A proposed 69,000-square-foot data center is planned next to the Zoo, but no environmental impact studies have been conducted. Sign our petition to help protect the animals in our care ➡️ https://t.co/q2ISQnxLBK

[Emily Miller @TheEmilyJo]

@jpodhoretz Why are so many replies to this thread reacting like OP said that it is disrespectful for a non-Jew to wear a yarmulke in a synagogue if you're not Jewish, but he actually insinuated the opposite? Reading comprehension lacking.

[Rob L. White (‘Cuddle’ Short Film OUT NOW!!) @therlwrites]

IT WAS CALLED THE SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR AND THEY BROUGHT THE BOOKS TO THE SCHOOL AND SET IT UP LIKE A BOOKSTORE AND YOU COULD GET GOOSEBUMPS AND FEAR STREET BOOKS BUT ALSO MICHAEL JORDAN POSTERS AND NICKELODEON BOOKMARKS AND PENCILS THAT SMELLED LIKE CUPCAKES

[The surgery. @woundjob]

men can be named dick van dyke but dick from a dyke is controversial. hmm #misogyny #feministally

[Reid Wiseman @astro_reid]

Jesse, Steve, Laddy, and Vlad….such an incredible feeling to welcome you aboard Integrity after a nearly 700,000 mile journey. Forever thankful for your service to our crew and the nation.

[laina loo *:･ﾟ✧* @dreamergirl2727]

does anyone else rehearse what they’re gonna say in therapy or should i bring this up in therapy

[FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav]

A lot more men getting emotional and angry about this tweet.

[ぷりんちゃん𝕏 @purinlala]

外国の皆さんへ
こんにちは！プリンです！
日本ではこれをニャンモナイトと言います。
アンモナイトの化石に似ていることから言われています。
実は猫がただ寝ているだけです。

[Maia @maiamindel]

tweets from 1776

[Emily Miller @TheEmilyJo]

@kingpminch Charmander!

[Emily Miller @TheEmilyJo]

@buggirl Emily

[Rebecca Alter @ralter]

Wednesday now... I wasted so much time... now my life is almost over.