Brother of the Wooden Leg

UTK Info. Sci. Masters Alum // He/Him // Professional Library Court Jester // Blood Type O- // 2x 17th Place Standard Challenge Gamer // Hip-Hop Augustus Gloop

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

there should be a section in movie theaters where you get to kill your fellow man

[Brother of the Wooden Leg @TheEricBenson]

@methsyndicate69 What did my good friend Al do to you

[z @z4pych4n]

white people be like steely dan helped me through a really dark time in my life

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Data center Uhh no thanks I’d rather date a woman!

[Brother of the Wooden Leg @TheEricBenson]

@gazmon48 You wouldn't get it

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Why do we fall?
So we can learn to pick ourselves up.
Batman Begin

[Frankie Muniz @frankiemuniz]

I wish I tweeted everything on my mind. But I'll admit it... I'm a chicken. I'm just not sure y'all can handle the truth.

[Brother of the Wooden Leg @TheEricBenson]

@RadishHarmers Realest shit you’ve ever said 🐐

Hope married life is treating you well 🙏

[David Crosby @thedavidcrosby]

it 4:20 on 4:20...and I am smoking a fat one ...please join me ....I am also giving the finger to our pestident in honor of our day

[Arin Hanson @egoraptor]

happily unc gladly cooked proudly washed

[Brother of the Wooden Leg @TheEricBenson]

@rochlobster Pablo Sanchez

[Brother of the Wooden Leg @TheEricBenson]

@gazmon48 Quality bird

[Brother of the Wooden Leg @TheEricBenson]

@Amy_Grindhaus I’m the treasurer of the Mutual Butt-Kissing Society

[Brother of the Wooden Leg @TheEricBenson]

@NotExactlyBacon @tolstoybb I love when a normal thing exists and normal responses to that thing are nowhere to be found

[Brother of the Wooden Leg @TheEricBenson]

@NotExactlyBacon @AikadoLoR REAL SHIT

[Brother of the Wooden Leg @TheEricBenson]

@rochlobster *frothing at the mouth, eyes bulging as they strain to roll back in their sockets* I needed that

[Brother of the Wooden Leg @TheEricBenson]

@jakoboffline @fireshoes That whole album is such a banger I love Bizarre Love Triangle and Brotherhood in general so much

[Brother of the Wooden Leg @TheEricBenson]

@soraofficialapp

[Brother of the Wooden Leg @TheEricBenson]

@gazmon48 House moment

[Brother of the Wooden Leg @TheEricBenson]

@C0mboi Game died when the system got shuttered fr