The Eternal Optimist

[Jeremy Gordon @jeremypgordon]

MySpace Tom cashed out for $600 million and disappeared to a life of luxury without destroying the fabric of society, he really won the social media wars in the long run

[The Eternal Optimist @TheEternalOpt]

TRUTH. @yeahsexiscool

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Mmm. . . . . .

@yeahsexiscool

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Jack. A LEGEND.

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Chappelle's Show - Wrap It Up! https://t.co/goU90pE83n via @YouTube

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#FREEbeerTastesBetter

@yeahsexiscool

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HA! #MorganFreemanIsMySpiritAnimal

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Merry Fuckin Christmas! #GREATFuckinService #HowMuchFuckinTipShouldILeave #LOVEDMyFuckinMeal

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Chappelle's Show - Wrap It Up! https://t.co/goU90pE83n via @YouTube

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"The BEST part of wakin' up.... is FOLGERS in your cuuuuup. And weed."

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Merry Fuckin Christmas! #GREATFuckinService #HowMuchFuckinTipShouldILeave #LOVEDMyFuckinMeal

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HA! #MorganFreemanIsMySpiritAnimal

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Jack. A LEGEND.