Ryan Evans

A nerd at heart with a charmingly sarcastic coating. Excels in useless pop culture knowledge and making obscure references.

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@jamieloftusHELP HEY HEY! You’re not the only one.

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

Taylor Swift: another year another album! Here’s 31 more songs

George R.R. Martin:

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Elon Musk is either obsessed with X, as shown by his original desires for PayPal and now Twitter, or he really misinterpreted the message of DMX’s 2002 magnum opus, “X Gon’ Give It to Ya.”

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

I asked AI to get angry for no reason and it created this video

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Happy Captain Picard Day to those who celebrate!

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We introduced our son to Chip n’ Dale’s Rescue Rangers today, and I’m pretty sure all of my ideas for insane vehicle builds and item combinations in Tears of the Kingdom stem directly from all the stuff that Gadget built out of household items in this series.

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@burger_bunn

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There’s no kind of faith in the goodness of humanity whiplash quite like watching your innocent, ever optimistic toddler fall asleep and then immediately turning on Succession as soon as he’s down for the count.

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@burger_bunn

[Mike Ryan @mikeryan]

I have no idea why but for some reason I tried to imagine Darth Vader asking Kendall Roy to brainstorm ideas post Death Star destruction

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@kavehtaherian

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This weekend, I’m finally going to find some time to start playing Tears of the Kingdom. Time to build all the things!

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@burger_bunn

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@whyangelinawhy

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

time passes differently in the house of elrond

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@brentalfloss “Is that a ruler in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

[Nerdist @nerdist]

Five tickets to #BarbieMovie, please

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

knowing stuff is probably the worst thing you could do for your mental health

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@burger_bunn *Homer Simpson voice* STUPID, SEXY BIRD

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@burger_bunn We’ve got right past Snow-mageddon to Roadstorm-pocalypse!