Deer creek Parody

NOT a deer creek Hater at all! i love deer creek! This is NOT real news for Deer creek. #parodyaccount

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Mindy Anderson already shot one bluejay down #Birdhunt

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World wide news: Syria, Obama, and most importantly Deer Creek High schools student section

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“@peopleofEdmond: Your school didn't have valet parking? Poor.” Our school doesn't even have parking...

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Our school gets jello from the drug testing samples @courtneycnd @AbbyEWebb @Haley_Hill @maleahhodge @thefakedcnews http://t.co/ZPLR7Iim

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Reports say since DC is tired of banning every clothing item around, they are now enforcing these school uniforms

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Report: Since DC plans to ban yoga pants, DC girls are now suggesting a yoga class as an elective, so they can keep wearing them.

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This just in from various sources: Oreo Balls have been reported as an illegal substance and will now be showing up on random drug tests!

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Reports: DC spent millions on a new library and about 5 dollars and 50 cents on books.. Library now called "avoiding class"

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After seeing the ACT scores, DC administration has reported to have offered a student a math teaching job. His reply "been there done that"

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Report: DC is in need of a new head football coach, because after last nights weak debate, Gower has finally decided to run for president

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3 people in the Guthrie area have reported to have individually bought a Lamborghini. There are no names on the purchase except ref 1 2 & 3

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REPORT: Guymon has already left for Friday nights game, they say their trip will take 3 days since they are traveling by horse and carriage

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Reports say El Reno is in panic for Fridays night game, and have decided their only chance of winning is to get the NFL replacement refs

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Report: DC covers up dogs barking during lockdown by saying they are bringing in a petting zoo for homecoming, to make up for parade

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Report: Ralph Lauren is looking to put a store right next to DCHS, spokesman says DC kids could keep it in business just by themselves

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Report: DC was in desperate need of substitutes, so DC superintendent went to his usual recruiting place this time of year, the state fair..

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To ensure no seniors skipped today, DC faculty was going to make any students that skipped eat cafeteria food as punishment

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There will be no more announcements next week as the intercom got blown out and is getting replaced.. You can thank gameday for that one.

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Insiders say DC has decided to cancel everything traditional about homecoming week including the parade, pep rally, and maybe even the game

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Since Late start Wednesday is tomorrow,DC faculty is scrambling to get there sleeping bags and pillows ready for tomorrow mornings "meeting"