Conor

13/$330 million wasn’t enough • Probably running, reading, or stooping

[Buzz @dan_wilson4]

Andrew Painter’s ERA:

[Conor @TheFakeEricJr]

@DeathRiderSicko @Philly_ASA Who’s “we”

[Conor @TheFakeEricJr]

@onlmaps Why is Philadelphia in New Jersey?

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

this is how July is going to feel like

[Conor @TheFakeEricJr]

My dad

[katto @CatsPlayHashi]

Tweets from the Roman Empire:

"Who even lives here?????😹😹"

[Conor @TheFakeEricJr]

@PhillyMayor @PAGOP

[Conor @TheFakeEricJr]

Fork found in kitchen

[Joe Pezz🇵🇷🦅 @joepezz_]

AJ Brown admitted to being one of the “anonymous sources” that’s been leaking stories about the Eagles to the media

[Conor @TheFakeEricJr]

@RonDeSantis Shut the fuck up you raggedy ass bitch and keep my Cy Young favorite's name out your fucking mouth

[Conor @TheFakeEricJr]

@emzanotti @TitoEdwards Adding this to my TBR! Thanks!

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Conor @TheFakeEricJr]

@GustavGrimes 90s?? My 7th grade coworkers were teaching this as recent as 2023

[No BS Therapist @TweetATherapist]

People on TikTok are like “If someone you don’t know says hi to you as you pass them on a sidewalk, they’re engaging in a manipulation tactic called ‘boundary-bombing’—here’s 5 signs to look out for” and then their next post is “The Village Theory” about how people need community

[Conor @TheFakeEricJr]

@bartonovopolis Gonna be getting Tiger King references in the big '27

[Droid @droid254]

The new Google logos are confusing us people that always have hundreds of tabs open

[Whirlybird @EmperorOfTheHil]

I am once again listening to Bitches Brew

[Conor @TheFakeEricJr]

@hannah_rawles Who’s on your Mt Rushmore of presidents?

[Conor @TheFakeEricJr]

Don’t ever fucking call a movie that again

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

The best McKay and Ferrell joint. I think it’s one of the funniest comedies ever really

[Conor @TheFakeEricJr]

@Uglycarlspitale @bannerOfTroot @DetroitC13531 @BreitbartNews Nah I just don’t like you because you seem like an extremely shitty person. I’m begging you to log off, touch grass, and find God.

Praying for you.

[Conor @TheFakeEricJr]

@Uglycarlspitale @bannerOfTroot @DetroitC13531 @BreitbartNews Brother, I scrolled your feed for 30 seconds and see nothing but absolute vile filth and putrid hate. I highly recommend actually reading the CCC since clearly you didn’t get to that point in RCIA. God bless and may every audience member heckle you off the stage.

[Conor @TheFakeEricJr]

@Uglycarlspitale @bannerOfTroot @DetroitC13531 @BreitbartNews This you?

[Carl Spitale @Uglycarlspitale]

State execution for this traitor bitch