TheFanManSays

Memorable quotes and drawings from my 7 year old. Mom is wondering: how young is too young for an internship at Dyson?

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“Sometimes I take a ride on my ceiling fan, and then let go and hit the wall, and then I slide right into my bed, and go to sleep”

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“Mumma, I am sorry to tell you but the watermelon is throwing up”

The watermelon:

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“Let’s make a core memory!”

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7yo: “Mumma, when you’re old, like very old, like grandma to my children… can you give me… your green phone case?”

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“Particles!”

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“I’m gonna write a letter to the government telling them I want Pluto to be a planet ☹️”

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“Logan said when he grows up he wants to be a hotel manager”

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Hotnis*

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Hotniss 🔥🔥🔥

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“Mumma, what’s the best toilet you’ve ever owed? The one in your bathroom?”

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“Mumma, what’s your favorite flashlight you’ve ever had?”

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“This is my friend Logan’s Cybertruck. I have a Rivian.”

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“Watch this mumma. Watch, and learn.”

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“Was Santa ever a baby?”

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Monday, 6:15 am: “do I have to wash this cucumber or can I just eat it now?”

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“Mumma why are you wearing PJs I don’t have?” 😐

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*overhears dad say something about cold hands, warm heart*

“Mumma my heart is so warm for you it’s exploding with lava!”