FantasyXIX

28. Like reading, games, writing, and an unhealthy amount of raunchy nsfw material. Someone help me. 😀

Stuff I like will be a lot of 18+ shit.

[Cvit @Cvit_]

Had to cancel my youtube premium sub so i am seeing ads on youtube for the first time since 2018. Bro this shit is like being transported to another planet/reality. What the fuck bullshit are they making you guys watch.

[dmoon @dmoonlives]

Having a girlfriend is like raising a child. You have to plan activities to keep her entertained so she doesn’t get bored and ruin your life for fun.

[BRI @BriMalandro]

My grandad used to say “half the day already gone” if you wake up after 9am and I thought it was so funny and dramatic but I get him now

[heliocentric offense @mrbucket___]

Did it feel like cocaine

[Neet @neet_sol]

The only beach the employed are visiting this summer

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

hearing a beloved friend say the words “can i be mean for a sec” is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

[Yuzkid 🗡️📿 @yuzkidofficial]

girls be like "i'm shy" then suck the balls too

[Kyle Roethlisberger @Kyleclittenhous]

Just overheard a guy at the gym ask his buddy why he wasn’t in a groupchat he saw pop up on his boys phone.

Absolutely brutal realization

[Soph @sooaappyy__]

ragebaiting each other is flirting btw

[solo 💽 @souloradio]

pulled up to popeyes seven minutes after they opened

[nico @sneptail]

twitter gays never fail to impress me because why are you thirst trapping with ur granny

[patagucci perf papi @kenwheeler]

if you’ve ever worked in open floorplan, this is basically the fuckin four seasons

[kewlshrek @kewlshrek]

Watched Obsession. Way too many employees in that music store

[Liz @sengrahamresign]

yeah i hate when my loved ones don’t want to spend sixty fucking dollars on a 20-40 minute uber from the airport and instead expect me, someone who loves them, to sacrifice a single hour of my time to help them out

[Jeff of Troy 🏛️🏺 @starwart1]

The guy who tweeted this just got arrested alongside his brother for rape and sex trafficking 🙂

[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

Dude casually asking for a 20 year relationship

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Turns out that if you do well in school and are at least moderately attractive, they just let you raw dog ADHD and autism until your thirties.

[Petite Ebony Girl 🇵🇸 @PetiteEbonyGirl]

The threat of homelessness and hunger can be quite coercive

[Neet @neet_sol]

The economy is so bad that scam messages went from “you won the lottery” to “remote job available $18/hr”

[Solar Flare @solarflare001]

Was at a rave high as fuck on mushrooms and when the fog machines came on my Jewish friend clutched his Star of David necklace and said “Omg it’s the chambers” and that really fucked with my trip