Just Justin

Mental health professional. Recovering lawyer. Amateur pastry chef. Easily distracted by cheese, 80s cover songs, and free-to-play iPhone games.

[Just Justin @TheFastJD]

"that tattoo is so beautiful...what does it mean in English?"

[Julicorn @ChicksRule]

Me doing salary negotiations

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@bobbywhOrr Wayne Gretzky's 92 in a season is going to come under serious threat....

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@nut_history I received a full size wood bat at an Astros game in the late 80s. We're not TOO far astray from God's light....

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@turnintoabat You buried the lede....name the sandwich shop!!

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@ZoomyStitches @AlexanderRossi You kiwis have some of the best food in the world....so may we have a brief review of your Cracker Barrel experience, please and thank you very much?

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@ettingermentum Closer:

https://t.co/77VB4k2ZSH

[FIRE BRESLOW PODCAST @Bastards_Boston]

AROLDIS CHAPMAN

Making a political statement 🤷‍♂️

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@Indy_Aimee Scotty spun out directly in front of me in my bright yellow Thirsty 3s t-shirt last year. Not making that mistake again....

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@PeytonTowry I can't even be mad when we JUST NOW sent a four person crew to retrieve the baseball from Game Six.

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@jnnl36 Mad Max is a sweetie pie?!?

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@papiwontmiss

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@MikeSington to be fair, the union workers have some well-bargained for protections, and Tony will be out of a job by June

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@JML_ACC ... the real five bid league.

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@nocontextcfb did they...sprinkle extra sugar on him at the end?!

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@SickosCommittee You should have your own literal television channel. You're better than the RedZone production truck.

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@mcwexlerrot "mi esposa . . . she didn't like my *damnation damnation damnation*"

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@SickosCommittee god we were one spot away from following the conference championship I never thought I'd live to see with a natty....I'm going to throw up

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@michaelhenry123 @Brett_McMurphy Oklahoma and Bama are BOTH this year's Tennessee. And yet one's still gonna make the quarters because the SEC got half the P4 entries.

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@DukeFBFans_ I was there! That kickoff return felt like getting disemboweled.

For any Dukies on the fence, El Paso is an EXCELLENT bowl host, and the stadium environment is super fun. Even when your late comeback attempt to win your first bowl game in 50 years gets thwarted. 😂

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@HoosFootball So glad we got to play each other for a title. Seeing you all win one would have been a hell of a consolation prize.

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@NASCARClassics @ItsBristolBaby @MW55 I would have sworn he was in the Country Time car for this. Is that a Mandela Effect thing?!

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@CarissaCodelTV Coercing her into reading that third one is gross.