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[𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐍 𝐎𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐃 @TheKingOfDurin]

Thorin has been betrayed!
Kíli called him extremely dramatic. He will be avenged.

[𝐊𝐈́𝐋𝐈 @DurinsFolkRoyal]

Kíli couldn’t cope with not being a ladies man.

[𝐁𝐎𝐅𝐔𝐑 @TheDwarvenMiner]

Bofur was a fat guy that could fuck off with the hat.

[𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐍 𝐎𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐃 @TheKingOfDurin]

Thorin still loved Balin.

[𝐁𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐔𝐑 @TheFattestDwarf]

@TheWizardOfGrey - drinks. He wasn’t sure about that but they’d see.

[𝐁𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐔𝐑 @TheFattestDwarf]

Bombur began to roll his fat all the way over to @TheWizardOfGrey, in hopes of taking his supply of vanilla. “Gandalf!” He called out.

[𝐁𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐔𝐑 @TheFattestDwarf]

@TheWizardOfGrey He simply nodded at the very respectable Wizard. “Well, I’m… Yes. Mr. Wizard… Gandalf.” He informed him very matter-of-fact. He needed the ingredients he ate so he could make the company some fancy drinks. Since he was a cook they seemed to think that also meant he could make -

[𝐆𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐋𝐅 ᵀᴴᴱ 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐘 @TheWizardOfGrey]

@TheFattestDwarf “Kíli… and Bofur?” Gandalf repeated with those squinted old eyes. He blinked a couple of times as he tried to process this new information. “Hm. So you are hoping to prepare drinks for your company?” He questioned while straightening his posture to appear more respectable.

[𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐍 𝐎𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐃 @TheKingOfDurin]

⠀ ❝𝐓𝐡𝐞 ⠀𝐀𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐞! ⠀ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 ⠀𝐀𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐞!❞ ⠀ 𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚍⠀ 𝚃𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚗⠀ 𝚒𝚗⠀ 𝚝𝚑𝚎⠀ 𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚔,⠀ 𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚏⠀ 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐⠀ 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑⠀ 𝚑𝚒𝚜⠀ 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗⠀ 𝚞𝚙𝚘𝚗⠀ 𝚑𝚒𝚜⠀ 𝚔𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚜.

[𝐁𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐔𝐑 @TheFattestDwarf]

@TheDwarvenMiner

[𝐆𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐋𝐅 ᵀᴴᴱ 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐘 @TheWizardOfGrey]

Gandalf thought that Bard the Bowman would look good in anything.

[𝐁𝐎𝐅𝐔𝐑 @TheDwarvenMiner]

He was a bit confused about that Chicken McMuffin. It didn't seem much like breakfast when it just sounded like it was a tiny chicken sandwich.

[𝐁𝐎𝐅𝐔𝐑 @TheDwarvenMiner]

He doesn't understand why he can't send that fat guy. It doesn't make sense.

[𝐁𝐎𝐅𝐔𝐑 @TheDwarvenMiner]

@TheFattestDwarf

[𝐁𝐎𝐅𝐔𝐑 @TheDwarvenMiner]

@TheFattestDwarf

[𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐍 𝐎𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐃 @TheKingOfDurin]

Thorin was banned from eating food until he lost some weight… and it was getting to him.

He wished to eat again. It was impossible to fight Orcs without having anything to eat.

[𝐁𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐔𝐑 @TheFattestDwarf]

@TheWizardOfGrey - cream alcohol? He probably did. “They are Kíli and Bofur.” He let him know as he looked back up at him with a blank expression as he batted his round eyes a few times.

[𝐁𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐔𝐑 @TheFattestDwarf]

@TheWizardOfGrey He lifted his head and watched Gandalf nearly stumble backwards. Had he said something to scare him?
“Who are “they” ?” His fat repeated with a bewildered expression as he looked off to the side. Had he forgotten to mention it was Kíli and Bofur that wanted the vanilla sweet -

[𝐆𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐋𝐅 ᵀᴴᴱ 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐘 @TheWizardOfGrey]

@TheFattestDwarf Gandalf glanced at him and then did a double take before he completely pulled back, nearly bumping into his secret stash of vanilla as he looked horribly confused. “They? And who are they?” He asked, wondering if it was the same “they” that didn't think his house was good enough.

[𝐁𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐔𝐑 @TheFattestDwarf]

@TheWizardOfGrey - time with more certainty than last time.

[𝐁𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐔𝐑 @TheFattestDwarf]

@TheWizardOfGrey He was certainly saving that for later. A late night snack. Double chin cookies were his favorite.

His eyes bugged in horror as he was called out for only maybe thinking that’s what was going on. “They are making alcohol. Vanilla alcohol.” He said, this -