Feral Protagonist

Feral Protagonist...Comedic Support Animal…P1 Matt in PA…The Worst Texan in the history of forever.

[Feral Protagonist @TheFeralPro]

So far, so good...
https://t.co/kSoo4G0jq6

[Feral Protagonist @TheFeralPro]

@SportsSturm @lukewarmtallboy

[MexicanJunior @mexican_junior]

Business as usual...this team is garbage. 👎

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Some people say a dolphin in a helmet is stupid. I say people who don't care if dolphins get concussions are unethical.

[Feral Protagonist @TheFeralPro]

I think Duran will be an All-Star next season.

One of the most underrated players out there right now.

[MLB @MLB]

Ezequiel Duran and Joc Pederson homer as the @Rangers win in Milwaukee!

[Feral Protagonist @TheFeralPro]

@junkywax I can see these taking off though.

[Feral Protagonist @TheFeralPro]

@royermattw I’m think he should have sung ‘Central Northwestern Virginia’.

[Feral Protagonist @TheFeralPro]

Hey! @SportsSturm your whoopee cushion line did not get enough attention.

[MexicanJunior @mexican_junior]

Happy birthday @theoldgreywolf ! Here's to many more! 👍

[Feral Protagonist @TheFeralPro]

Hey @gordonkeith PLEASE NEVER CHANGE! Ok?

[Feral Protagonist @TheFeralPro]

@mexican_junior @lukewarmtallboy Was he in a fight?

[Feral Protagonist @TheFeralPro]

@BabeLaufenberg @WerderEdNFL That @BabeLaufenberg looks the same here as he does now! And all with a majestic beard!

[Feral Protagonist @TheFeralPro]

Hey guys!!! I did a lililbita research…
@oldwaver @DJR1310 @SportsSturm @KevLand13 @corbydavidson I wish @elonmusk would buy all the Dallas teams and make us all feel Christmas all the time!!!!

[Dirk Nowitzki @swish41]

Nellie… You didn't just draft me. You believed in me. You saw things in my game before I ever realized I could do them. I've said it a million times and I will always say it: I don't think my career could have turned out how it did without you being my first coach and giving me the freedom to play my game. I can only say THANK YOU. For everything.

RIP legend.

[Mike Piellucci @mikelikessports]

Happy to report that @NotJackKemp’s first pitch was a beauty.

If you read his column from our July issue, you know how much work went into that. If you haven’t, then you need to - one of my favorite things he’s written.

https://t.co/7l2OXJtnF0

[Feral Protagonist @TheFeralPro]

@CincoDeMino This looks like what you’d get if you asked AI to make a Ticket team photo.

[Feral Protagonist @TheFeralPro]

@Rangers__Nation Tell me it’s a bad year without saying it is a bad year.

[Feral Protagonist @TheFeralPro]

@SportsSturm @Boys_Vox Are we sure @Boys_Vox really exists?

[Feral Protagonist @TheFeralPro]

@badkaratemovie @DMagazine @machinesports If you squint?