Shug Savory

This ain’t the openin’ of Clementine’s Rib Shack and Shoe Repair, Floyd. This the Aphrodite Theater, jack!

[Shug Savory @TheFifthHoekage]

My granny got me in here peeling potatoes. 15 minutes in I told her my hands hurt and she looked at me like this

[Down South GA Girl 🍑 @peachnamedgizmo]

This why I love the south, cause the folks at the grocery store will ask you how you bout to cook something & then start a convo bout how they cooked it last week & put you onto some random ass flavor combinations you never thought of

[i told niggas chill @LanoMSM540]

why is everybody talking about the wire today?

[Shug Savory @TheFifthHoekage]

I wonder if old people ever think, "This person is young and sexy, I should leave them alone"

[Shug Savory @TheFifthHoekage]

Let me get my house in order, bc I might be next. Fuck!

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Actor Tim Curry has died at 80, TMZ reports https://t.co/jJg1yCMweI

[sylvia⋆𝜗𝜚 @sylaxoo]

Patti LaBelle, Dionne Warwick, Stevie Wonder, Chaka Khan, Meryl Streep, Samuel L Jackson, STAY INSIDE AND TAKE YOUR VITAMINS

[Shug Savory @TheFifthHoekage]

Where's that Kanye tweet about losing his queen???

[Shug Savory @TheFifthHoekage]

Bitch McConnell is being held up by duck tape and toothpicks, but Dolly Parton gets called up yonder?

[King 👑 LEO ♌️ @OnlyDrTony]

You are in Baton Rouge and the streets named after Indian tribes, Where are you?!

[Shug Savory @TheFifthHoekage]

Monkey see, monkey do

[rell @rellyrich10X]

Why are you wearing a weighted vest? It has no benefit you are already fat!! Just crank up the intensity man

[Shug Savory @TheFifthHoekage]

They played that Ella Langley song on the radio 4 times in 1 hour. I have never seen no payola shit like this in my life.

[500 🏎 @Kameron_Hay]

We have never seen a university with a three-headed monster like Kim Mulkey, Lane Kiffin and Will Wade

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

Palantir co-founder Joe Lonsdale is a major force pushing the Trump admin to lock up unhoused people.

Lonsdale founded "The Cicero Institute," a lobbying group, 8 years ago. Now they've been instrumental in passing laws criminalizing camping or sleeping in public in 16 states.

It's unclear why the billionaire has a passion project of getting homeless people incarcerated.

https://t.co/PpsiXPektf

[Mutant Jawn🧲💚 @rinnegoddess]

Run through that lady house and take everything. I know thats right, girl

[Shug Savory @TheFifthHoekage]

I spent so much time trying to master the pin drop. If I tried that shit today, both legs would explode.

[Michael Christmas @MickeyChristmas]

The jerking era was my 80’s cuz why were crews of niggas in high top fades and colorful clothes dance battling and robbing niggas

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐰𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 @andrejgee]

no matter what the show originates as they always eventually gravitate toward banal “relationship” content. the channel could be about fixing cars then all of a sudden…

its by design, whether the hosts even realize it or not. they want us focused on nonsense

[Platini 🦁🍽️ @platini954]

They didn’t recall oatmeal.

[Shug Savory @TheFifthHoekage]

Ho is you cool about fire safety?

[Saint Bonerface @stbonerface]

@USCPSC

[Shug Savory @TheFifthHoekage]

Kim Mulkey better get in the mf field

[Overtime @overtime]

My goodness… 😳

Take a minute and watch GG BANKS 💰

[Geechi @ThatDakari]

I don’t know where y’all run into beggar type women but I feel like prolonged exposure to them is a personal choice, not coincidence.