John Lingham

IT & Business Analyst during the week, Professional Bullshitter on the weekend!

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🚨🚨🌕| NEW: It seems Real Madrid are willing to discuss Aurélien Tchouaméni’s situation amid claims that they want to sign Rodri from Manchester City.

However, Tchouaméni’s likely salary demands and potential transfer fee directly contradict Manchester United’s aim of maintaining budget control, especially at a time when they are looking for a left-sided player and a forward to complement Sesko.

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Massive respect to a great player and role model #RIPJC https://t.co/ejaDXf8iwk

[Paul Chowdhry @paulchowdhry]

Happy #StGeorgesDay

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oSnows Group Hants 2: Congratulations to @LocksheathPumas and @chinehamRFC on securing promotion to Hampshire 1 for 2015/16

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@rsimmonds6 Yea pretty schweet! Not too expensive either so WIN WIN!! How's it going your side?

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My first set of Converse! #schweeet

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#awesomized

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@TiMtImInYtImTiM call it the ugly stick or whatever all I know is it hurts!!!

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I love my rugby but DAMN I feel like I have been hit by a bus and beaten with stick! #Hardcoreshit #Imawannaberugbyplayer

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@Emma_Louise3 I would get annoyed carrying a brief case lol! Plus I am not quite 40 yet! #toocoolforthat

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@Emma_Louise3 No only 1 strap I like to try and look like a rebel! #thatshowiroll #yourjustjealous

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@Emma_Louise3 Yea a back pack with all my laptop and stuff in! I look soooo kool! #businessman

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@Emma_Louise3 haha makes sense! Thinking on your feet or should I say thinking on your bum!

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@Emma_Louise3 No I don't actually! Do you have to carry a fold up chair with you to rest every 200m? #beefcake #lardass

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@jadeey_xo lol fair enough I'm sure we can let you off. I have been out and about yea but not going in for a while now. #sameshitdiffnight

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@jadeey_xo exciting lives we lead aye!? I haven't seen you out for ages where you been?

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@jadeey_xo yea all good over here. Just busy working you know the deal! How about you?

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@jadeey_xo heeellllooooo trouble! How's it going? Long time no see!

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@maryrich89 we shall see!?