Jay Deutsch

fringe-dweller, future best-selling author, etc.

[Zen Moments @Zen_Moments]

You got to look at things with the eye in your heart, not with the eye in your head. ~ Lame Deer, Medicine Man of the Oglala people

[Jay Deutsch @TheFootHound]

"Dont make me put your head in a headlock in the middle of a grocery store"

[Jay Deutsch @TheFootHound]

Brown Eyed No Name Slob

[Anti Joke Tyrone @AntiJokeTyrone]

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money i would just laugh and search with them.

[Jay Deutsch @TheFootHound]

Going to drink beers, eat cheeseburgers ... and watch girls fight each other on roller skates. All at the same time. #Wyoming

[Jay Deutsch @TheFootHound]

"This might be a real cliche thing to say, but is it getting hot in here?"

[Jay Deutsch @TheFootHound]

I like looking at pictures of anything, usually.

[WhitePeoplesProblems @WhiteFolkProbs]

I forgot to check into 4square.

[Think Football @Think_Football]

Can't say I'll miss Balotelli. Might turn into a World beater but his professionalism was shocking. Doubt City will miss him either.

[Jay Deutsch @TheFootHound]

@arse2mouse @jimcampbelltfr long live Eboue, the greatest mediocre player who ever lived.

[Jay Deutsch @TheFootHound]

At this moment i have a choice, and that choice either leads me closer to my spirit or further away from it.
#zen

[Jay Deutsch @TheFootHound]

“@SpursOfficial: Full time: Leeds United 2-1 Tottenham Hotspur” hahaha suck it turds

[Jay Deutsch @TheFootHound]

@MikeMcKinniss literally exploded?

[Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday]

George gets an infamous cabbie (Michael K. Williams) who refuses directions. G:"My phone says--" CABBIE:"Your phone drive a lot of cabs?!"

[Zen Moments @Zen_Moments]

To know that you do not know is the best. To pretend to know when you do not know is a disease. ~ Lao Tzu http://t.co/gHyOLY7v

[Jay Deutsch @TheFootHound]

Oh, are you the medical intern on the red team? Are you sure you're not the intern on the ... Red Hot ... Team? Hm?

[Jay Deutsch @TheFootHound]

Nice catch, Jerk-ulese

[Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday]

Newman tries to "catfish" Jerry only to find him "uncatfishable." JERRY: "I don't trust anyone. Can't trust anyone. It's a gift."

[Jay Deutsch @TheFootHound]

@PreschoolGems 'i do think the dad has to do Something to get the baby out but... i'm not sure what it is ...'

[Jay Deutsch @TheFootHound]

This time yesterday I hadn't heard of @LanaDelRey.
This time today i realized i just spent 6 hours learning how to play her entire album.