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[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

Reminds me of the time I shipped 1,000kg of tea (PG Tips) to South Africa for the 2010 World Cup.

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

It’s coming home. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

Is the country a fan of set-piece goals now then?

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

Tottenham in the race for Tonali.

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

I bet Scotland is buzzing right now, beating a football powerhouse like Haiti 1-0 is the stuff dreams are made of.

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

Brazil v Morocco at 11PM.

The kick-off times are killing this World Cup and no one can convince me otherwise.

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

Where do I know these two from then?

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

FIFA just quietly changed football from two 45minute halves to four 22.5minute quarters and we’re only just realising.

I love it because it sucks the life out of games but are we sure we want this?

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

Pray for Christian Eriksen. 🙏🏼

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

I’m calling it now.

The World Cup is ours. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

Buzzing for England v New Zealand later. All the ingredients are there for a perfect Saturday night:

- World Cup warm-up match.
- Threat of a weather delay.
- NFL Stadium with a pirate ship behind the goal.

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

Nearly once per charge.

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

I have retired from football. I have decided to travel the world to see if Ribena tastes the same everywhere. I asked Danny Welbeck if he wanted to retire and join me. He said No.

[The Football Bar @TheFootballBar]

@MatchChatApp @DeadlineDayLive Lack of context here. 8 points clear but City had a game in hand AND they still had to visit the Etihad. Essentially it’s 2 points clear. No chance that’s ever considered bottle job.

[NigeC @NigeC450720]

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[John tarn @Jonny1733]

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[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

Sir Jim Ratcliffe’s leaked email reminds me of the time I sent a very strongly worded letter to my local supermarket after I discovered they didn’t stock decaffeinated Earl Grey. I was so angry.

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

I just text Harry Kane asking if he thinks he'll ever win a trophy...

He still hasn't text back. Maybe he doesn't have any signal.

[The Football Bar @TheFootballBar]

@DeadlineDayLive 2/10! Massively overrated

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

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