Football Unfiltered

Football news without the PR department.

Transfers. Goals. Drama. Bad decisions.

The news is serious. We aren't.

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@TrollFootball Bro hit a no-look celebration on a no-goal shot 😭

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🇳🇴 Norway 3–1 Wales 🏴

Nusa scored. Schjelderup scored. Haaland waited until the 88th minute to collect his usual goal tax.

Even on a quiet night, the man needs his receipt.

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🇵🇹 Portugal 1–4 Denmark 🇩🇰

Portugal without Ronaldo is like a phone on 1% battery.

Everyone's panicking, and nobody knows who's supposed to save it.

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@UTDTrey 5.4 rating and a red card. Raphinha really went for the full disaster package.

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@TouchlineX Raphinha: “I want to play every match.”

Referee: “Not on my watch.”

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🇯🇵 Japan 3–2 Brazil 🇧🇷

Vini Jr FINALLY finds his scoring boots, bags TWO goals… and Japan still win it in the 91st minute.

Bro completed his comeback just for Japan to hit “undo.” 😭

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🚨 Manchester United are reportedly monitoring Nico Paz ahead of a potential summer move.

United saw a talented youngster thriving at Como and immediately opened the transfer tab.

Pochettino hasn't even unpacked his bags yet.

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@_offside18 Gianluca Zambrotta. 2006 World Cup winner, played for Barça from 2006 to 2008.

Level hard? Bro, that's the tutorial. 💀

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@TrollFootball Arteta's been saving that revenge match in his drafts and Carrick just deleted the whole conversation.

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@goal Chelsea spent all that money on Jackson just to watch him become Aston Villa's Player of the Month.

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@FabrizioRomano Uruguay scored two random goals and Argentina scored one very intentional excuse.

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@433 Messi retires and Uruguay immediately turn up to collect 3 points like they've been waiting 20 years for an appointment.

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@TrollFootball Carrick and NVIDIA's CEO getting sacked on the same day. One couldn't save United, the other couldn't save his own graphics card.

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@TrollFootball Those aren't tears of joy. That's his survival instinct kicking in.

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🇷🇸 Serbia 1–3 Germany 🇩🇪

Srđan Babić scored for Germany AND Serbia in the same match.

His teammates got two red cards.

Serbia didn't lose to Germany. Serbia lost to Serbia. 😭

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🇦🇷 Argentina 1–2 Uruguay 🇺🇾

Messi retired and Argentina immediately started handing out wins to the neighbours.

Bro left the group project and the whole class failed.

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🇳🇱 Netherlands 7–0 Greece 🇬🇷

Reijnders scored a hat-trick, Timber got a brace, and Greece spent 90 minutes being used as shooting practice.

Someone check if the Greek goalkeeper has requested a transfer to another sport. 😭

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@elijah_ayanfe1 Cavani

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Pochettino's first game as Man United manager is Liverpool away at Anfield.

Bro hasn't even unpacked his suitcase and the fixture list has already filed a complaint against him.

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@TrollFootball United saw the only man who made Ligue 1 competitive and said that's our guy.

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Antonio Nusa is 21 years old.

9 games. 4 goals. 7 assists.

A goal contribution every 59 minutes.

One of the most exciting young wingers in Europe, and somehow his name barely enters the conversation.

Remember the name. Antonio Nusa. 🥶