The Fun Bucket

We tweet dumb jokes, Sometimes they are funny. Not often though. We do NOT copy jokes from anyone else. We also make youtube videos occasionally, so subscribe!

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Fun Fact: Microsoft was actually named after Bill Gates penis.

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The only thing long about my dick is the amount of time since I’ve used it.

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Im not saying your Mom is a whore, but she’s always been a super spreader

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! actually I didn’t remember but twitter keeps harassing me with notifications so here’s a tweet hoping they will leave me alone. #MyTwitterAnniversary

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.@realDonaldTrump says now is the time to invest in America -
Buy low, sell high.

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.@RondaRousey has officially joined the WWE! We know she can take other women in the ring, but now we will finally see how she holds up against folding chairs.

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No, I didn’t say @Drake was my favourite artist of colour. I said he’s my favorite artist IN* colour.

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Just heard a commercial for watches that are “breathtakingly timeless”...

Bitch thats a bracelet.

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They should stop putting ads for 3D movies on billboards. Doesn’t really get the point across. If you want to sell tickets put em on airbags. #fools

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My local hardware store started using pictures of Sammy Sosa instead of paint swatches.

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Life is a lot like food. Even if it is the best thing you have ever experienced, it will still find a way to turn to shit.

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What's an amputees favorite Beatles song?
Can't Buy Me Gloves.

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The top of my instagram feed:

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Apple fact of the day: Steve Jobs invented salmon.

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She does have quite the mouth on her.

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Family Reunion

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Old racist dude wears special sunglasses for color blind people only to discover more colors he hates.

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Christ: Mom!! Dad's jacking off in the fudge again!