Gentle Chris

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

sometimes my dogshit timeline is blessed by a short reprieve of a guy just fuckin killing it

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Can we just quit giving Americans’ hard earned money to this blood thirsty war criminal? Peace in the Middle East would follow quickly.

[Gentle Chris @TheGentleChris]

Wait I’m dumb, I got kicked out of the one on Midway. But the point still stands, they are coward rat bums. Let the boys get a little rowdy from time to time.

[Gentle Chris @TheGentleChris]

This is also the only bar I’ve ever been kicked out of (7+ years ago). A man can’t get hammered and scream at the top his lungs that all his bros have massive hammers? Thought this was America 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Mirror Football @MirrorFootball]

England fans are asked to leave by Dallas Police at the Londoner Pub on Mockingbird Lane, Dallas, ahead of England's opening game on Wednesday against Croatia in the FIFA World Cup 2026.

[J&L Historical @Jason_R_Burt]

It’s been over 25 years and I’m still not over Pvt. Jackson not making it out of the bell tower. 😭

[Chris @citehchris]

can you die from a lack of being called big dawg

[This You? @Thiss_Youu]

Ted Cruz back when gas was $3.68 a gallon

[Mads @europemaxxed]

The only thing an old man can tell a young man is that it goes fast, real fast, and if you're not careful it's too late. Of course, the young man will never understand this truth.
- Norm Macdonald

[tyler ☠︎︎ @kingofbrethren]

my entire social life just flashed before my eyes

[K. @IbaraEleven]

Congress wants you to believe that they can’t survive on $83/hr but that you can survive on $7.25/hr. These people have nothing but contempt for you.

[Adam Smith @Smittyverse_]

Take whatever wife slapper Dana White has to say about men’s mental health, ignore it, then listen to what an actual man like Macho Man Randy Savage says regarding handling male emotions

[Gentle Chris @TheGentleChris]

@citchmook The meat riding is crazy 😬

[wande @blaccmajek]

Future has a song for everything you are going through, and a song for the the ones you are not going through yet.

[Nathan "Grav" Murdock @NathanGraviteh]

“Gee I hope I don’t have a long day”

Me arriving at the Long Day Factory:

[Gentle Chris @TheGentleChris]

Legendary blunt rotation.

[Techno Comrade @_tallly]

Never would I have guessed

[死 @humanxmaybe]

i hope this email kills us both instantly

[Bruce LeVine @BruceLeVinePuck]

All Oettinger haters need to go stand in the corner and write a letter of apology

[Gentle Chris @TheGentleChris]

Lotta people who talked shit about Oettinger after game 1 looking dumb as hell right now. Still early but that boy playing his ass off

[The Ball Is Orange @theballisorange]

That was Luka’s money